The 'lowdown' on Cuco Martina

[LABlue2]

Low down?

More like bottom of the barrel

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I see this thread is a bastion of positivity.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

maybe we've just bought him to strip down for parts

we can give besic new hamstrings, Barkley a new groin, Coleman and bolaise new leg bones and Rooney some smoke free lungs all on a free transfer

 

[Eggs]

...well done, Adam. Fortunately Martina isn't from Beljam.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

But Cuco makes lovely frickendels and meat balls, RK & EK love them on a Friday night, with a glass of Amstel.

 

[a bell maul]

That assessment of Cuco has not inspired much optimism as to his ability.
Koeman evidently sees something in the bloke that other observers don't

 

[4737carlin]

I thought he did a lot better tonight, few times he and Lookman hooked up well, Hadjuk did seen to gift us a lot of space on the wings and he put a few decent crosses over, good stuff