Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
AAAHHH !! just noticed them 2 fiends have already got them CB slots..... I can do a job up top instead, centre forward in a Dunc mould.
No you fooking can't son.
AAAHHH !! just noticed them 2 fiends have already got them CB slots..... I can do a job up top instead, centre forward in a Dunc mould.
LEFT BACK FOR YOU KURT
LEFT BACK FOR YOU KURT
AH FFS RIGHT BACK WENT TO BRENZZ FFS
I'll go on the left and cut in with my drenthe-esque hammer foot mate i don't mind.
If Left Wing isn't groucho I'm boycotting this side. it ain't the late show without groucho and his facts.
Im surprised you havent put your name down lad.
Picture it now, me, shower, naked.
/winks
I'll just use my pace out wide on the right....presuming some 40 year old cripple leg hasn't booked it already ha ha
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