The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[BlueLlama]

I used to be a bit of a Coleman type player, playing at RB or RM.

Then I realised I was sh*te and had the first touch of a JCB so I moved to goal.

I'd say my goalkeeping style is most like Richard Wright.

I'll go CF.

Everton under 11's top scorer lids. Recognise.

put your names on the list lads ffs

 

[bluejock]

GK

RB
LB
CB Jocky Beckenbauer
CB

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF
CF

 

[Azzurri]

Right lads this is it TLSWC XI

Put your clams into the position you want

GK

RB
LB
CB
CB

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF - Azzurri
CF

............

 

[Goat]

GK

RB
LB
CB Jocky Beckenbauer
CB Chopper Goat

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF Azzurri
CF

But I think we should play 3 CBs, cos I wont be on long lads.

 

[Brennan]

But I think we should play 3 CBs, cos I wont be on long lads.

Just sit on the goal line they'll never score.

 

[Baines' left foot]

GK Baines' wrong foot

RB
LB
CB Jocky Beckenbauer
CB Chopper Goat

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF Azzurri
CF

 

[Goat]

Just sit on the goal line they'll never score.

Ya mar, in the greenhouse, with a hose pipe.

 

[toffeejack]

i'm definitely a neville type player, can play any position and always do a job, just a very gash version, you can hide me at RB, that's where i finished my career.

literally played every outfield position, started as striker, scored 6 in one game ffs (one was taken off me by my strike partner who scored two but claimed he touched one for his hat-trick and i had 2 dissalowed by our own ref for nothing - he always has been a terrible ref though). i played RB, sweeper, CB, LB, LM, RM, CM and striker throughout my career - my experience will be key, i'll start pointing if you like

 

[micknick]

GK Baines' wrong foot

RB
LB
CB Jocky Beckenbauer
CB Chopper Goat

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF Azzurri
CF micknick

You better put away those flick ons I give you Azza

 

[Cena]

GK Baines' wrong foot

RB
LB
CB Jocky Beckenbauer
CB Chopper Goat

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role) - Cena (Not as lightweight as Mick makes out)
LM

CF Azzurri
CF MickNick

 

[Kurt.]

Right lads this is it TLSWC XI

Put your claims in for the position you want

GK

RB
LB
CB
CB Kurt..!!

RM
CM (Neville role) - LLAMA
CM (Osman role)
LM

CF
CF

6 foot 1 and a half of pyar speed, skillz and strength....... total package me ladzz....oh and I am better then John Terry on scoring boss headers off corners...... can I be in ???

 

[Goat]

6 foot 1 and a half of pyar speed, skillz and strength....... total package me ladzz....oh and I am better then John Terry on scoring boss headers off corners...... can I be in ???

Erm, CB is covered lad, you might wanna step aside.

 

[Kurt.]

6 foot 1 and a half of pyar speed, skillz and strength....... total package me ladzz....oh and I am better then John Terry on scoring boss headers off corners...... can I be in ???

AAAHHH !! just noticed them 2 fiends have already got them CB slots..... I can do a job up top instead, centre forward in a Dunc mould.

 

[BlueLlama]

6 foot 1 and a half of pyar speed, skillz and strength....... total package me ladzz....oh and I am better then John Terry on scoring boss headers off corners...... can I be in ???

Ooh first friction - CB is taken - mate can you play right back?

Our own Heits/Jags/Distin dilemma

 

[Cena]

Davek or Dav vek to his mates, is of course the manager