The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

Good luck Roz,

Think of us and in particular Jock when you are smashing her

Wait, what?

 

[Muggins]

Off out soon lads. Gunna try pull this bird from my History seminar earlier, meeting her at the bar. Will report back

What happened to your bird mate???

 

[Groucho]

Wait, what?

If he cops off, he's well gonna shout 'Jock' at the wrong moment now.

 

[Bigmaclad]

What happened to your bird mate???

They broke up weeks back! Keep up MUGGINS!

 

[bluejock]

I'm lying alone with my head on the phone
Thinking of you till it hurts
I know you hurt too, but what else can we do?
Tormented and torn apart

I wish I could carry your smile in my heart
For times when my life seems so low
It would make me believe what tomorrow could bring
When today doesn't really know, doesn't really know

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I want you to come back and carry me home
Away from these long lonely nights
I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too?
Does the feeling seem oh so right?

And what would you say, if I called on you now
Saying that I can't hold on
There's no easy way, it gets harder each day
Please love me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?
What are you thinking of?

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late, I know I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late, I know I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right

 

[Groucho]

Beautiful Jock. And a nice segue in to Groucho's Fact Hunt;

A tin of SPAM is opened somewhere in the world every four seconds. Usually my kitchen.

It'd take three years of non-stop pedalling to cycle to the Moon.

Airborne particles from a flushing toilet travel up to six feet. Go and check how close your toothbrush is.

In continental Europe in the 1200's, some children were baptised using beer.

 

[bluejock]

Air Supply and Groucho's facts.

That's how the Late Show rolls.

 

[Groucho]

Air Supply and Groucho's facts.

That's how the Late Show rolls.

Air Supply! Couldn't remember who sang it.

 

[toffeejack]

http://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/fif...-trade-ins-min-spend-sainsburys-store-1321694

lids, just ordered it for £31.99 by using the code from this page - steal

 

[bluejock]

Where the [Poor language removed] is everybody tonight? GOT is dead.

 

[toffeejack]

Where the [Poor language removed] is everybody tonight? GOT is dead.

swotting up for my job interview, doesn't stop me having a look every 5 mins ffs

 

[BlueLlama]

Where the [Poor language removed] is everybody tonight? GOT is dead.

we need to make Cena quit his job

 

[bluejock]

Correct. It's changed him.

 

[BlueLlama]

Correct. It's changed him.

Someone needs to get on his works computer and infect it with porn viruses

 

[ijjysmith]