The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Deloodid]

I'd like to do a little segment right now that I call, what am I doing?

Right now I am watching heroes, stopping myself from fapping over Hayden Pennetierre.

It takes a brave man not to fap after midnight

I knew Aussie women were amazin the first time I saw Selina of Home & Away circa 1996

Home and Away and Neighbours is like soft porn at teatime

 

[Elong]

Hoping some of the readers in here can help me:

http://www.1-day.co.nz/products/AAIDDN2CZ

Lads, bit of advice on this tablet in the link, reckon that's a good deal? I know nothing about tablets, what are the specs like?
$99 is about 60 quid.

 

[The T-Dex]

Farting like a madman this morning.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Home and Away is absolutely outstanding for talent even now. The missus watches it, and I'm always peeking over for a sly look at them running around in their bikinis. The current crop is just as good as the old school ones, but the 90s were ace.

I'm slightly obsessed with Rhiannon Fish from Home and Away.

I don't watch it, like. I just errr, saw her once on it.

STUNNER!

She's mine though lads.

 

[The T-Dex]

You can't put dibs on a girl mate.

The games the game.

though if you ever touch Hayden, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ask you what it was like.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Right what the funk is that? Someone said it to me today.

You do a lot of running and hitting tennis shots, it's brutal

 

[Degs62]

Hoping some of the readers in here can help me:

http://www.1-day.co.nz/products/AAIDDN2CZ

Lads, bit of advice on this tablet in the link, reckon that's a good deal? I know nothing about tablets, what are the specs like?
$99 is about 60 quid.

Don't know much about android devices TBH, I have an iPad and use it all the time, but there's a huge price difference. I think Dylan and Chico are Android fanboys, try asking the,.

 

[Bigmaclad]

You can't put dibs on a girl mate.

The games the game.

though if you ever touch Hayden, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will ask you what it was like.

I put dibs on yer ma mate X

 

[Degs62]

You do a lot of running and hitting tennis shots, it's brutal

Did you get your legs back together, I recall they were in bits earlier?

 

[EFCNIK]

If anyone touches my Russian Euro 2012 angel I'm going to kill you, her and then myself.

If I can't have her, no one can.

No one.

 

[The T-Dex]

I put dibs on yer ma mate X

Go for it, she is easy.

 

[Degs62]

If anyone touches my Russian Euro 2012 angel I'm going to kill you, her and then myself.

If I can't have her, no one can.

No one.

Too late mate, I've heard from an ITK that Jermaine has already ruined her. May her Foof rest in pieces.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Did you get your legs back together, I recall they were in bits earlier?

Pulled my hamstring doing it ffs! It hurts

 

[Bigmaclad]

Go for it, she is easy.

Thanks for your approval.

 

[Bigmaclad]

If anyone touches my Russian Euro 2012 angel I'm going to kill you, her and then myself.

If I can't have her, no one can.

No one.

*puts away her foof pictures*