The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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A man rings the emergency services in a panic
"Please come quickly, my son just swallowed a condom"
5 minutes later, he rings back
"It's ok, don't worry, I found another one"
 
I just realised how much I love the ;) face on here. It makes a sarcastic winky face that bit more sarcastic.
 
Guys you're ruining my murderous mystique here. Please.

You brought it on yourself.......

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Just got in from the Echo. Took my ma to the Once in a Lifetime show - Bay City Rollers, Showaddywaddy, David Essex and The Osmonds.

Was a great show to be fair. It's not my kind of music at all but I definitely think it's opened my mind to some new stuff, especially Showaddywaddy! David Essex was a bit drab though.
 
Babysitting my little brother, they're trying to get him out of nappies, but he won't stop pissing himself! 3 times now ffs.
 
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