The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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I'm rough. Got the 3 bambino's coming at midday and all I want to do is sleep. Had a blazing row the missus about drinking. Think I'll give it up after Crimbo.
 
The thing by Watford?

I'm meant to be going with my girlfriend when we go to see her Dad down South before Christmas, it looks boss. And a couple of my mates have said it is.

That's the one mate.

You have to book mate. Just so you are aware.

Looks ace.

I'm getting pissed down Diagon Alley and mrs Ijjy is fully aware of this.
 
Opposition's match report on this morning's game says:

'The ... right back (me), who had been intent on injuring (their winger) all game finally got his wish when a wrongly unpunished challenge forced (their manager) into a substitution'.

Cheeky tvvats. The lad himself said it was a good tackle when I went to see if he was ok and, while as aggressive as possible, I'd never try to injure someone unless they'd done something horrendous.

Now I know how professionals must feel when they get wrongly ****ged off in the papers.
 
Right lads, little bit of quick fire Late Show Sunday evening piffle

Boss things/places/people that don't get the limelight they maybe deserve

Harry Ramsdens

Now you go...
 
Hmmm boss place/thing/person that doesn't get limelight......

Milton Jones

[video=youtube_share;60r75Tq9Szo]http://youtu.be/60r75Tq9Szo[/video]

The best one line comedian I've ever seen.

Here's a football one he did:

I lost a chocolate biscuit the other day.

I found it down the back of the sofa.

I didn't celebrate though, it was my old club.
 
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