The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[noharmdone]

You read the Sun Groucho ?

Fakes fume..

 

[Groucho]

You read the Sun Groucho ?

Fakes fume..

No, thought it was the mirror, didn't notice.

Fixed

 

[noharmdone]

Mr Mitchell ( the head ) on Educating Yorkshire.. Is boss..

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

If you go back 25 generations, you will have found 33,554,432 direct ancestors (with no incest, that is).

If you dug down to the centre of the Earth and dropped a brick in it, it would take 45 minutes to get to the bottom. That's 4,000 miles.

It would take a modern space craft 70,000 years to get to the nearest star to earth.

I need a new Ford Focus Mk2 heater resistor, chrome grille surround and tonic blue offside wing mirror backing. Well? It's a fact and I'm desperate for the parts.

 

[The T-Dex]

Can you a FORD them parts?

 

[Groucho]

Can you a FORD them parts?

£50 all in mate. Can fit myself.

Lets be honest, that was poor.

 

[The T-Dex]

Hahaha, the worst are sometimes the best.

Like eating clocks. Is really time consuming.

 

[Moomin]

Watching as good as it goods, Jack Nicholson is superb.

 

[noharmdone]

McCartneys Barnet on Graham Norton though ?

 

[The T-Dex]

I'm watching Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs. I win.

 

[The T-Dex]

You win. I'd like to have my Mrs here but she's across the Irish sea ffs.


Fancy sharing?

 

[Groucho]

Hahaha, the worst are sometimes the best.

Like eating clocks. Is really time consuming.

Wonderful. Brilliant.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Going to see the 1975 tonight lads.

 

[icburns]

Hahaha, the worst are sometimes the best.

Like eating clocks. Is really time consuming.

Thought I could make a belt by linking a bunch of watches together, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

 

[Pat's Van]

Thought I could make a belt by linking a bunch of watches together, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

I don't like playing with girls boobs anymore, I must be off my t!ts