The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[carlos21]

Haven't got it yet mate, need to get a copy!

so do I mate.

 

[Moomin]

How fit is Rachel from countdown, the little minx is stopping me from starting work.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Anyone remember that girl Bryan posted a pic of who had tattoos of paws on her tits? Well I've just seen her in Home and Bargain in Wavertree. Not fit.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Anyone remember that girl Bryan posted a pic of who had tattoos of paws on her tits? Well I've just seen her in Home and Bargain in Wavertree. Not fit.

The lady boy?

 

[Cena]

EVERYDAY IS A WINDING ROAD - I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

 

[Baines' left foot]

The lady boy?

Oh, didn't realise. That explains "her" appearance.

 

[bluejock]

EVERYDAY IS A WINDING ROAD - I GET A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

You feeling fine mate?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just ate a pack of noodles that cost 10p.

Nowhere near as bad as I thought they'd be.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Had some Spanish girls cook for me earlier, UNI LADS

 

[Moomin]

Had some Spanish girls cook for me earlier, UNI LADS

Have you offered her some dessert??

 

[Baines' left foot]

Have you offered her some dessert??

Hehehehe, classic Moomin!

 

[Bigmaclad]

Have you offered her some dessert??

WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not yet

 

[Moomin]

WHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Not yet

Run the shop now, get a can of spray cream. Send her a text to come to your room. Cream all over the cock in preparation for her.

Winner.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Run the shop now, get a can of spray cream. Send her a text to come to your room. Cream all over the cock in preparation for her.

Winner.

Hahahahahaha fool proof

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt

Your computer is more likely to get a virus from a church website than a porn site.

To work off a single M&M, you need to walk the length of a football pitch.

The Queen owns a McDonald's (Slough) as part of her vast property portfolio.