*Fills up a glass of vodka and coke. Not too keen on vodka, but it's all that's left of my daughters bottle. If I'm babysitting her son, I'm drinking her bloody vodka
GOOD EVENING LATE SHOW VIEWERS. I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL HAD A GOOD DAY. WASN'T THE OLYMPICS ACE TODAY. VERY EMOTIONAL WATCHING JESS COLLECT HER MEDAL THEN. GREAT DAY OF SPORT ALL ROUND. EXCEPT THE FOOTY TITS.