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Didnt you find one of those things from the middle of the road when you were at university and say it was for drama?

So full story I went to a music festival and i **** you not our teacher was buying us booze! Ended up speaking to some squaddies with the bird Ive been seeing and one got off with the birds mum and I starting pretending to be Irish and they said were and I went Derry, 1st thing thst came into my head, I was speaking to them with my half miflands half lancashire accent for half an hour before they realised I wasn't Irish, we ended up going to a pub with them and they bought us more booze. Went back t0 the festival ended up sorry to be rude, fingering her, she went home, then some really fit adult kissed me on the cheek but her boyfriend came and pushed me over. Then my mate kissed my boyfriends brother, my brother reads this soght i think though, I walked hom and found the car registration plate.
 
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