You crude man.
Give me more.
Give me more.
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Apparently, she tried to throw her ciggy, but dropped it and singed her skirt.
*giggles like little girl.
I could try, like, but it'll be kinda hard.
Will give it a go, but not today, as I'm at a party, sort of, here. Reckon it might be a bit dull, unless something extremely weird happens every day - what do I do here, just copy/paste it?
Didn't have a bike shed in my school. Obviously they didn't trust us.
The things we remember from our school days 
I , for one , was never bullied. This was due to me lending a pencil, of all things, to a lad in my class in Infant School. He turned out to be the " cock" of the school who could beat the crap out of someone in Junior School. So all through Infant, Junior and High School I was protected by him, and his cronies. Passing his gang on the school field in high school , I said " Oi !! Softlad. Where's my f****in' pencil ? "....People looked horrified. he just laughed. Anyone else would have been in Chester Hospital before they got past " Oi !"
I , for one , was never bullied. This was due to me lending a pencil, of all things, to a lad in my class in Infant School. He turned out to be the " cock" of the school who could beat the crap out of someone in Junior School. So all through Infant, Junior and High School I was protected by him, and his cronies. Passing his gang on the school field in high school , I said " Oi !! Softlad. Where's my f****in' pencil ? "....People looked horrified. he just laughed. Anyone else would have been in Chester Hospital before they got past " Oi !"
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ha ****ing brilliant, ours would always end up as a tennis ball with about 20 on each team, using the lines on the playground used for line tag?? (not sure what they were for) as the pitch. we only ever got to play on the grass if it hadnt rained for about 2 weeks, was a stupid rule.
i had my own caps lock hour speaking to the missus online, she asked me to show more passion so i wrote everything in blocks, pretended my caps lock button was stuck, might carry it on tomorrow. she wasnt happy when she said she'd take a 7 hour train journey to see me on the 18th, i then said she could come mid evening if she wanted, that way she wouldn't have to be ignored by me watching the footy....
....left her fuming
...not even arsed
I knew the cock of high school all my life. However it didn't stop him being a dick to me.
I blame my height.
Anyway I'm off to sleep, pleasure as always gents. X
I blame my height.
Anyway I'm off to sleep, pleasure as always gents. X
Goodnight, sir. The sandman has also gotten to me . I'm throwing him out of my bed due to making a bloody mess. Sand up the bloody arse isn't nice
Night guys, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. xx
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There's a thread about that, imagine waking up with one of those New Zealand Weta things chewing your foot.
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