The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[RFUS]

He would only use the gel as lube.

So he can sue me for (rectal) damages!?!

 

[chrissyjack]

One thing that gets me, is when a smoker asks for a light. " Sorry, I don't smoke , mate ". He/she then looks at ME as if I'm a freak. I even once had " [Poor language removed] you." . I won't post my reply, here . I'm glad I don't smoke if they make you that desperate for one

 

[RFUS]

I always refuse because I was one of them kids at 14 wasting money on something I didn't care about just because my mates did as well. Wish more people refused to get them for me.

I know mate. All those Pokémon cards....

 

[Azzurri]

I know mate. All those Pokémon cards....

Don't be silly. I wasn't a sad act. Beyblades, lad.

 

[chrissyjack]

Too right, apart from Chesterfield High didn't let you play footy on the field. Instead we played on the nice soft gravel.

Did you play footie with ANY ball you could find ? Ping-Pong balls where great as a last resort. Till some idiot stood on it

 

[JamesBT]

I know mate. All those Pokémon cards....

Yu-Gi-Oh

 

[RFUS]

Don't be silly. I wasn't a sad act. Beyblades, lad.

Lad I will have you a beyblade battle right now. Not even arsed.

I tore it up on the playground whilst all the other sad arses kissed girls and did sports.

 

[The T-Dex]

Azzuri - peer pressure in schools are a joke, or in mates, but everyone wants to fit it.

RFUS - it is all his fault. The foofed haired, little sl*t.


P.s. I miss Nik.

 

[The T-Dex]

Did you play footie with ANY ball you could find ? Ping-Pong balls where great as a last resort. Till some idiot stood on it

There was a quota of footys to be handed out so if you missed out it did end up that way. Or we just went out of school and went the shop or something.

 

[chrissyjack]

Lad I will have you a beyblade battle right now. Not even arsed.

I tore it up on the playground whilst all the other sad arses kissed girls and did sports.

Sad arses . Listen lad. Until you have scored a screamer with a rolled-up pair of footie socks , you haven't lived.

*Oh those halcyon days of school

 

[RFUS]

Sad arses . Listen lad. Until you have scored a screamer with a rolled-up pair of footie socks , you haven't lived.

*Oh those halcyon days of school

Did you just use "halcyon" in a sentence?

Doubt you played footie as a kid mate. Clearly you played chess with a bit of equestrian dressage on the weekends.

 

[Elong]

When's capslock hour?

 

[Azzurri]

Lad I will have you a beyblade battle right now. Not even arsed.

I tore it up on the playground whilst all the other sad arses kissed girls and did sports.

I swapped Destruction Derby on Playstation for a Beyblade once on the promise my mate gave me that said Beyblade could knock a house down. Lying [Poor language removed] still hasn't been completely forgiven.

 

[chrissyjack]

Did you just use "halcyon" in a sentence?

Doubt you played footie as a kid mate. Clearly you played chess with a bit of equestrian dressage on the weekends.

I was fairly talented, yes. Once read a play in double English, and the bloody teacher gave me six...yes SIX ffs...characters. Each done with a different voice . The Peter Sellers of class 5C2

 

[The T-Dex]

That's up to Cena Elong. If it starts. Watch Jock jump in if he is online.