The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[tommye]

tell me cena, our great mighty host
where's the video you said you would post?
the lads are all waiting, you said not too long
now hurry it up you fookin dozy mong










*sorry about that last line mate,
born out of frustration for making me wait

 

[JamesBT]

RhymeTime

 

[Cena]

One line Rhyme Time.


Posting here, the video is nearly done...

 

[tommye]

come on cena, I've waited all night,
my nerves are shot, my nails i did bite,
please be quick and post up that vid
c'mon cena, sort it out lid

 

[JamesBT]

come on cena, I've waited all night,
my nerves are shot, my nails i did bite,
please be quick and post up that vid
c'mon cena, sort it out lid

Alright Tommy, give it a break
Rhyme Time is over for fooks sake
It was funny at first but now its dead
relax and wait, for cena's video instead

 

[Cena]

Lads, I swear, the video is near,

sit tight and being patient, nothing to fear,

I hope you like it and you don't think its crap,

while you wait, take time out and fap

 

[malfosse]

Cena's our leader
Of that theres no doubt
All hell will break loose
When Deloodid's about

 

[tommye]

hi there James, how's things lad?
I'd like to ask you if you are mad.
You're here on this forum night after night
while Jermaine slams your birds foof out of sight
now put down your ipad laptop or phone
and get round to that lovely and slip her some bone

 

[Hilga]

Bryz, i don't care about showing pics of her. Fap away lads.

Her elbows are too pointy. Pass.

 

[tommye]

Lads, I swear, the video is near,

sit tight and being patient, nothing to fear,

I hope you like it and you don't think its crap,

while you wait, take time out and fap

cena we're waiting, the tension's too much
I've been fapping all day, my wang's sore to touch
now hurry young fella, your audience awaits
if it's as good as the last one it'll be fookin great

 

[JamesBT]

hi there James, how's things lad?
I'd like to ask you if you are mad.
You're here on this forum night after night
while Jermaine slams your birds foof out of sight
now put down your ipad laptop or phone
and get round to that lovely and slip her some bone

I was there last night, don't worry about me
pounding the foof both hard and gently.
I'll keep you updated, with pics watch this space
I'll even try Cena's advice and jizz on her damn i can't make it rhyme

 

[RFUS]

James, do you only know women with massive baps?

 

[tommye]

we envy you James, you're one lucky boy
having that sexy young blond as a toy
keep posting your pics, those wonderful snaps
and keep GOT going in vigorous faps

 

[JamesBT]

James, do you only know women with massive baps?

Hers aren't that big really, she just knows how to make them look bigger.

 

[tommye]

Hers aren't that big really, she just knows how to make them look bigger.

she has the same effect on my wang.