The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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Right, in the interests of my fellow GOTers, I googled latina girls and this is the closest match I could come up with.

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I am not reading this thread lately but totally pissed and drunk and hope this qualifies me to talk about you ALL. I think you're all lovely. And I will read every single post tomorrow. I have drunk 7 cans of white star cider mixed with passion fruit today. Four cans of that stuff cost £2.36 as they cost 79p each and im poor. Im a poor man. When I read the thread tomorrow I will see how insignificant my contribution was to this late show. Can I just say my girlfriend so called is an alien mindreader who drives me crazy. I have no life. But I love you all. Feel the love. Can't wait for Everton vs Man Utd on 20th August. Love you all, Cena take care all of you suck my nuts. Not if you're a man though cos im Not Gay. I am a drunken pisshead. I wish I lived in Liverpool and had friends instead of being a loser with no life. Come on Everton Come on Cena Come on the late Show show IT. EVERYONE ignore me my typing is going well but ignore me. love u all
 
Pomp said:
I am not reading this thread lately but totally pissed and drunk and hope this qualifies me to talk about you ALL. I think you're all lovely. And I will read every single post tomorrow. I have drunk 7 cans of white star cider mixed with passion fruit today. Four cans of that stuff cost £2.36 as they cost 79p each and im poor. Im a poor man. When I read the thread tomorrow I will see how insignificant my contribution was to this late show. Can I just say my girlfriend so called is an alien mindreader who drives me crazy. I have no life. But I love you all. Feel the love. Can't wait for Everton vs Man Utd on 20th August. Love you all, Cena take care all of you suck my nuts. Not if you're a man though cos im Not Gay. I am a drunken pisshead. I wish I lived in Liverpool and had friends instead of being a loser with no life. Come on Everton Come on Cena Come on the late Show show IT. EVERYONE ignore me my typing is going well but ignore me. love u all
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STANDS AND APPLAUDS!
 
micknick said:
So let me get this straight. Blocked is when someone deliberately blocks their own number where as an unknown call could maybe be from somewhere like a voip or overseas number do you think?

Black iPhones are rubbish.
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Correct on the first, stupidly wrong on the second.
They are not even white, they are off white!
 
Pomp said:
I am not reading this thread lately but totally pissed and drunk and hope this qualifies me to talk about you ALL. I think you're all lovely. And I will read every single post tomorrow. I have drunk 7 cans of white star cider mixed with passion fruit today. Four cans of that stuff cost £2.36 as they cost 79p each and im poor. Im a poor man. When I read the thread tomorrow I will see how insignificant my contribution was to this late show. Can I just say my girlfriend so called is an alien mindreader who drives me crazy. I have no life. But I love you all. Feel the love. Can't wait for Everton vs Man Utd on 20th August. Love you all, Cena take care all of you suck my nuts. Not if you're a man though cos im Not Gay. I am a drunken pisshead. I wish I lived in Liverpool and had friends instead of being a loser with no life. Come on Everton Come on Cena Come on the late Show show IT. EVERYONE ignore me my typing is going well but ignore me. love u all
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enjoy fella, we feel the luv

always look on the bright side of life.
 
Pomp said:
I am not reading this thread lately but totally pissed and drunk and hope this qualifies me to talk about you ALL. I think you're all lovely. And I will read every single post tomorrow. I have drunk 7 cans of white star cider mixed with passion fruit today. Four cans of that stuff cost £2.36 as they cost 79p each and im poor. Im a poor man. When I read the thread tomorrow I will see how insignificant my contribution was to this late show. Can I just say my girlfriend so called is an alien mindreader who drives me crazy. I have no life. But I love you all. Feel the love. Can't wait for Everton vs Man Utd on 20th August. Love you all, Cena take care all of you suck my nuts. Not if you're a man though cos im Not Gay. I am a drunken pisshead. I wish I lived in Liverpool and had friends instead of being a loser with no life. Come on Everton Come on Cena Come on the late Show show IT. EVERYONE ignore me my typing is going well but ignore me. love u all
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Legend Pomp. Live the dream son. x
 
Pomp said:
I am not reading this thread lately but totally pissed and drunk and hope this qualifies me to talk about you ALL. I think you're all lovely. And I will read every single post tomorrow. I have drunk 7 cans of white star cider mixed with passion fruit today. Four cans of that stuff cost £2.36 as they cost 79p each and im poor. Im a poor man. When I read the thread tomorrow I will see how insignificant my contribution was to this late show. Can I just say my girlfriend so called is an alien mindreader who drives me crazy. I have no life. But I love you all. Feel the love. Can't wait for Everton vs Man Utd on 20th August. Love you all, Cena take care all of you suck my nuts. Not if you're a man though cos im Not Gay. I am a drunken pisshead. I wish I lived in Liverpool and had friends instead of being a loser with no life. Come on Everton Come on Cena Come on the late Show show IT. EVERYONE ignore me my typing is going well but ignore me. love u all
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*stands and applauds

Rep this please people.
 
I remember Pomp gettin really unfair stick on here, he's ace, hopefully you can post more mate if yer bird gets off ya back
 
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