The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[bluejock]

[Poor language removed] sake, give me 3 fingers and it's a deal

 

[The T-Dex]

A fist and a pee hole fingering.

 

[somuchfun]

Tired. Woke up 4 am your time and finally hitting the sack in a few minutes.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Oh wow glad I didn't click send last night, found the message still typed on my phone


PRAISE THE LAWD

 

[icburns]

Oh wow glad I didn't click send last night, found the message still typed on my phone


PRAISE THE LAWD

Enlighten us?

 

[Bigmaclad]

Enlighten us?

Look back in this thread for details


Not sharing what the message said, like. It's deleted now though

 

[icburns]

Look back in this thread for details


Not sharing what the message said, like. It's deleted now though

That's what I was fishing for, mate. Fair play not sharing the contents of the message though. It could understandably be damaging.

 

[ijjysmith]

Lets be honest.

Would've been funnier if you had sent it.

But good for you not doing it.

You should be starting to forget her now.

Just keep imagining the uni foof mate. It will be 10 times better than her. I promise you.

 

[Astro78]

I'M KICKIN A NEW FLAVA IN YA EAR.

Word. Old School Craig Mack. Dig it.

 

[Astro78]

Oh wow glad I didn't click send last night, found the message still typed on my phone


PRAISE THE LAWD

You dodged a bullet lad. Ice Cube was right you know. At your age it truly is "One Bitch with Many Faces." There will be others. Keep the Faith Blue.

 

[Astro78]

Uni. Where I got more ass than a toilet seat. Found out I had more game than Parker Brothers and could make the panties drop faster than Tijuana Two_step Diarrhea. All this after even if I had been a necrophiliac, I couldn't have gotten laid in a morgue in High School. I mean seriously, It could have been raining [Poor language removed], and I would have been pelted with a cock. BML, better days are speeding their way to you. No worries.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Uni. Where I got more ass than a toilet seat. Found out I had more game than Parker Brothers and could make the panties drop faster than Tijuana Two_step Diarrhea. All this after even if I had been a necrophiliac, I couldn't have gotten laid in a morgue in High School. I mean seriously, It could have been raining [Poor language removed], and I would have been pelted with a cock. BML, better days are speeding their way to you. No worries.

This story makes me happy

 

[Bigmaclad]

Lets be honest.

Would've been funnier if you had sent it.

But good for you not doing it.

You should be starting to forget her now.

Just keep imagining the uni foof mate. It will be 10 times better than her. I promise you.

Yeah I am starting to, can't wait to get to Rome as I'll be away from all forms of social networking and won't be able to text for 5 days so that'll help

 

[Baines' left foot]

I found a fiver stuck to the side of a cash machine last night.

GTFI!

 

[Groucho]

I found a fiver stuck to the side of a cash machine last night.

GTFI!

You're so money supermarket