The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[toffeejack]

went out last sat in an area i'd never been out in before. some tart stole my glasses. she was with 3 other girls before she ran off, none of which had her number, one gave me a name which i vaguely remembered and saved into my phone. Been trying to investigate and find her on facebook since and i think i've finally found her. a first name which i thought was joao was jade and a surname i thought was carpani was capaldi. she says she's handed them into the pub - here's hoping it wasn't just a coincidence.

must also point out when reporting her to the pub i described her as asian - to which the barman said, i don't think she was asian mate, just had a lot of fake tan. let's just say i didn't know whether to laugh, luckily he did

 

[ijjysmith]

 

[somuchfun]

 

[ijjysmith]

Jesus.

 

[icburns]

*backs away slowly

 

[TheFinnFan]

Aaaaah, last work day this week.
Tomorrow is our independence day

 

[somuchfun]

Eating some xmas cookies and having some glogg / glow wine at work.

 

[noharmdone]

The Snowman and the Snow Dog, Channel 4 Christmas Eve.. A sequel to the Snowman.. How cool is that.

 

[Groucho]

Hello chaps. Groucho's Fact Hunt;


An ergasiophobe is someone who is afraid of work. I know LOADS of them.

A melcryptovestimentaphiliac is someone who compulsively steals ladies underwear. Err, I don't know loads of them.

In 1898, Bayer (German company responsible for Aspirin and Bayer Leverkusen) sold cough medicine containing heroin.

During your life you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

Pornography comes from Greek and means the "Writing of Prostitutes".

 

[Bigmaclad]

I miss Cena

 

[Groucho]

I miss Cena

Lets write a hit song about him and get it aired on your show as a premier.

What rhymes with conglomerate?

 

[noharmdone]

Lets write a hit song about him and get it aired on your show as a premier.

What rhymes with conglomerate?

Pomegranate ?

 

[Bigmaclad]

Lets write a hit song about him and get it aired on your show as a premier.

What rhymes with conglomerate?

Grate.

 

[noharmdone]

Lets write a hit song about him and get it aired on your show as a premier.

What rhymes with conglomerate?

In fact, just listen to " Mediate " - INXS... Loads there...
"Mediate"


Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate
A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate
Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animal we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate

Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate
Liberate
To moderate
Recreate
Or detonate
Annihiliate
Atomic fate

Mediate
Clear the state
Activate
Now radiate
A perfect state
Food on plate
Gravitate
The Earth's own weight
Designate your love as fate
At ninety-eight we all rotate

Hallucinate
Dessegregate
Mediate
Alleviate
Try not to hate

Love your mate
Don't suffocate on your own hate
Designate your love as fate
A one world state
As human freight
The number eight
A white black state
A gentle trait
The broken crate

A heavy weight
Or just too late
Like pretty Kate has sex ornate

Now devastate
Appreciate
Depreciate
Fabricate
Emulate
The truth dilate
Special date
The animals we ate
Guilt debate
The edge serrate
A better rate
The youth irate
Deliberate
Fascinate
Deviate
Reinstate

Liberate
Liberate
Liberate
Liberate

 

[toffeejack]

Lets write a hit song about him and get it aired on your show as a premier.

What rhymes with conglomerate?

jock saying piece of ****e