The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[kenada_blue]

Johnny Heitinga's leg is made from pure steel ripped from the valley of mount vesuvius.

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[Alio]

If Jonny says we've beaten Arsenal, I believe him!

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[Hayee]

John Heitinga sleeps in Sharpy's shed with the roof left open.

 

[Muggins]

John Heitinga sleeps in Sharpy's shed with the roof left open.

 

[kenada_blue]

Someone needs to make a banner for him....

He'd love it.

 

[Goat]

Hes had banners before, I think we need something else, has anybody got a spare first born we could sacrifice in his name or something? I would give mine, but She aint bad at cooking.

 

[kenada_blue]

Hes had banners before, I think we need something else, has anybody got a spare first born we could sacrifice in his name or something? I would give mine, but She aint bad at cooking.

Be a bit harsh when the camera cuts to the Gwladys Street and there's Sharpy butchering a child and showing in its blood...

Although, Heitinga would be like"Ssssschtop. Dish is too mush. But I am greatful".

 

[Brownie]

I'm gonna get onto my man Rio and organise a single for charity with him and John guest MCing.

 

[ford_uk]

Think there is a new member of the I have felt the wrath of Johnny club

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[Goat]

Be a bit harsh when the camera cuts to the Gwladys Street and there's Sharpy butchering a child and showing in its blood...

Although, Heitinga would be like"Ssssschtop. Dish is too mush. But I am greatful".

Hahaha.

Dish is true yes.

 

[Neiler]

His best midfeild performence by far last night it would be a crime against football to move him back to centre half.

 

[BlueMedley]

His best midfeild performence by far last night it would be a crime against football to move him back to centre half.

I agree. Until Fellaini gets back that is.

 

[Andriy.EFC]

Heitinga for captain, please.


Ahhh god Neville has another year on his contract

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

 

[Hayee]

Heitinga for captain, please.


Ahhh god Neville has another year on his contract

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

as if, Jags will be our next captain but nev has years left in him!

 

[Number_25]

as if, Jags will be our next captain but nev has years left in him!

Captin Pip is almost un-replaceable.

His mega-stepovers are to die for.