The FMT Confessional

formerly manx toffee · October 5, 2012

I have seen enough of this forum to know that some dark secrets abound. You need to tell all and you will feel cleansed. Tell the truth only in this thread

Confess your sins here and be forgiven.

Baines' left foot · October 5, 2012

Sorry Dad, the TV broke because I threw my XBox controller at it in rage. It didn't "just happen overnight".

Muggins · October 5, 2012

WHAT CONFESS ALL IN THE ALE HOUSE FOR 9,000+ MEMBERS TO READ WHO LURK TAKING NOTES. FFS.

formerly manx toffee · October 5, 2012

That's it BLF. You will feel better for that. You should however understand that your lie to your father would have cost him much more that the damaged TV.

Baines' left foot · October 5, 2012

Muggins said:
WHAT CONFESS ALL IN THE ALE HOUSE FOR 9,000+ MEMBERS TO READ WHO LURK TAKING NOTES. FFS.

I thought this was in the upgraded forum!

formerly manx toffee · October 5, 2012

Muggins said:
WHAT CONFESS ALL IN THE ALE HOUSE FOR 9,000+ MEMBERS TO READ WHO LURK TAKING NOTES. FFS.

You seem like you have something to get off your chest. Feel free to move to the special place.

DanEFC92 · October 5, 2012

I'm batman. Ffs.

Baines' left foot · October 5, 2012

formerly manx toffee said:
That's it BLF. You will feel better for that. You should however understand that your lie to your father would have cost him much more that the damaged TV.

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formerly manx toffee · October 5, 2012

DanEFC92 said:
I'm batman. Ffs.

Whilst dressing in rubber is not in itself sinful it does point to some very unsavoury potential within you my son.

DanEFC92 · October 5, 2012

formerly manx toffee said:
Whilst dressing in rubber is not in itself sinful it does point to some very unsavoury potential within you my son.

Muggins · October 5, 2012

formerly manx toffee said:
You seem like you have something to get off your chest. Feel free to move to the special place.

Now you've put it on me. Do we save BLF or not...???

And DanEFC coz it turns out he's Batman.

*looks worried.

Bigmaclad · October 5, 2012

I am actually Greg James

Bungle · October 5, 2012

I once threw up in a bowl in my friends spare bedroom after a night out, it went all over a photo of her nan who had recently died and wrecked it, I rinsed it off and threw it on top of the wardrobe to hide my shame.