Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[Seathestars]

 

[tsubaki]

Of all the WAGS, I think Tom lucked-in the most. Of course he had the cachet of being a Man U player at the time...not sure Watford would have pulled her lol

Kieron Richardson also, his other half is absolutely stunning

 

[BNJ1878]

Kieron Richardson also, his other half is absolutely stunning

Yeah, she's loves.

She's also the reason he was "born again."

Probably worth it tbf.

 

[Zezti]

 

[Seathestars]

I love them with a bit of beef on them
More cushion for the pushin’

 

[Seathestars]

Yeah, she's loves.

She's also the reason he was "born again."

Probably worth it tbf.

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She’s tidy

 

[deipnosophist]

I always thought it went something like this...

"How much money do you make?"
"75k"
"That's quite good"
"a week"
Scene cuts to a church as the first notes of the wedding march start blaring out.

lol...yes, not inaccurate imagery...but there are nuances within that macro:
i.e. very sexy lady talking to two similar looking blokes, both earning 75K a week. Who to choose? Tough decision. Further info needs eliciting. "Who do you play for?"

Bloke 1: I play for Watford
Bloke 2: I play for Man United

Now it's an easy decision.

 

[deipnosophist]

Peter Crouch has always been very honest about how he managed to bag Abbie.
She wouldn't have touched him with a wet sponge if he was a window cleaner.

yes, he once gave that great answer to question regarding this:
Interviewer: "what would you have been if you were not a pro football player?"
Crouchie : "a virgin"

lol

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Sarah Silverman

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Rita Ora

 

[MrPerfectNot]

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Sarah Silverman

@Diogenes the Cynic Best choice you've made since you got back from Thailand.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

@Diogenes the Cynic Best choice you've made since you got back from Thailand.

I'm a sucker for funny girls ha.

 

[degsy]

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.​

Spoiler

she married him

 

[degsy]

Not many of them to the pound

 

[Sharpattack]

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Sarah Silverman

I would love to disappoint her.