The fate of Frank's girlfriend

What happened to Franks girlfriend?


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I like the posters on here, but @Frank & @Kurt are such massive sums, is it any wonder @Ashtonian left , to the detriment of the forum.

This forum is going the way that Toffeeweb did and spawned GOT. I wonder if the same individuals concerned are the ****** posting here?

Say the word Jeff and I can make them all disappear.

Dont let them beat you, together we can defeat them.
 
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You don’t need to prove it but you have. Congratulations
 
So just to summarise :

It would appear that @Frank. ( aka Frankfullstop ) was banging @bigbadjeff fiance, who was using @Frank. as a last fling before she was due to marry @bigbadjeff

However, @Frank. fell head over heels for @bigbadjeff fiance and when @Frank. found out that she was due to wed, tried to scupper the marriage.

Unfortunately all @Frank. had to offer in the way of a security for their future together, was his collection of empty pot noodle containers and his sculpture of Peter Sutcliffe, made out of empty Frosty Jack bottles.

@Frank. couldn`t compete with @bigbadjeff as he`s the proud owner of a slightly damaged Ferrari, his own gothic style photographic studio and a substantial pension.

@Frank took rejection very badly, starting calling @bigbadjeff fiance nasty names on the internet and chose to confide in @Bungle

@Bungle tried to make @Frank. see reason, but unfortunately @Frank. reverted back to type and became an even bigger bellend than he had been before the sad tale started.

@Bungle warned @Frank. that he needed to stop being a massive helmet or he would reveal all.

@Frank. chose to ignore this advice and carried on being a massive bellend.

@Bungle published the sad tale, with pictures. ( pics later redacted by the mods )

@bigbadjeff thought it was hilarious and started wumming @Frank. albeit in some other language unknown to man.

@Frank. didn`t take very kindly to @bigbadjeff calling him names and responded in kind.

They then had a few days of calling each names on the internet, which is where we stand now.

Did I miss anything out ?
That has answered a few lingering questions.
 
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