The clichéd Evertonian quote thread,

[HibboScoresWeRiot]

"Why's Anichebe even a professional footballer?"

 

[canuckblue]

"Watch this space."

 

[davek]

Sick of this transfer window; just want it to end before we lose a big hitter.

 

[Goat]

"Theres plenty of Managers that could do what Moyes has done on his wage"

"Moyes OUT"

"Get Owen Coyle IN"

 

[Phenom]

Oh ffs!

 

[davek]

EvertonFootballAgent_FifthOfficial_ProperSaucedUpLerd on twitter just tweeted ----- -------- is at Finch Farm.

 

[jsweeney17]

Everton are punching above their wieght

 

[bluejock]

"If we'd got Kings Dock we'd have won the league by now."

 

[Moomin]

" Bill's a blue, like us "

 

[DanEFC92]

Rumour has it we are being taken over by [Insert random russian/chinese/american consortium name]

 

[nigelcoyb]

"we haven't been bought because of the stadium"

"moyes is a miracle worker"

"Evertonians are chosen"

"our youth policy is fantastic"

"we're not satisfied with 7th" (said with furious indignation)

 

[Cena]

"Wanna pint lad?"

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Ye mar

 

[jartyjones]

Why didn't Moyes bring Barkley on? Rooney was playing for England at his age

 

[Cena]

"Ale House football this Everton"