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The Case Against Koeman (And Walsh)
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So, another Sunday ruined by a lacklustre Everton performance and it now feels as though the Koeman era could be coming to an end.

And in all honesty, why not? Advocates for Koeman will say that he needs more time, but he’s had plenty and does not seem to be learning from his mistakes.

The worry for me is just how many areas of football management he seems to be getting wrong. Signings (both the required positions and personnel), man-management, tactics and player selections have been a complete shambles.

It all started with the Ross Barkley fiasco last season. A quality player still with bags of potential who was hounded by his manager in the press, never praised and ultimately replaced. Now I do not know an Everton fan that wouldn’t put him back in the starting 11 – he is simply the best we have in that position.

But at least he had the summer to build his own team. Oh, wait…

Jordan Pickford

You can’t argue with this one. He’s had the odd mistake but is clearly a big improvement on what we had. He will prove to be worth the money.





Michael Keane

I will concede that I thought he was a good signing, but I’m not paid millions to spot the difference between a diamond and a… well… non-diamond. Koeman and Walsh are and they should have got this right. Harry Maguire looks alright, doesn’t he?





Cuco Martina

There’s a reason this lad was free.



Gylfi Sigurdsson

£45million – zero goals, zero assists in the Premier League.



Davy Klaasen

That could be Steven Naismith out there and you wouldn’t know the difference.



Nikola Vlasic

A complete stroke of luck, but I do like this one. He needs to play more.



Wayne Rooney

It turns out that a return to his boyhood club would not actually make him 16 again – been poor for five years.



Sandro Ramirez

A complete headless chicken, but at least he didn’t cost much.



Add to this disastrous list the fact that we sold Lukaku and didn’t bother to replace him and it starts to look pretty damming. Especially for Walsh as this is literally his only role at the club.

But surely Koeman’s tactical nous would steer us right? No…

The defence is all over the place and it would seem that the worse you play, the more game time you get. Consider this: Ashley Williams has made 11 appearances for Everton this season and he’s been awful in 12 of those. Coleman is being missed and Martina is not the man to take his place while we wait.

The midfield is completely uninspiring. We finally started just the one defensive midfielder against Arsenal and it looked better, but only briefly. Schneiderlin seems to have just stopped doing things, but Gueye is still looking good. However, Everton’s solution is currently breaking Premier League records at West Brom for some unknown reason.

Well, if you thought it couldn’t get more uninspiring, then consider the attack. If you tied my legs together I’d still outpace our starters and I’m far from a gifted athlete. No one can beat a man, no one knows how to create a goal and there’s no one to create a goal for. Koeman’s favourites are shoehorned into the team whilst better quality players watch on. Niasse simply has to play. He’s the only player who looks like scoring a goal, but Koeman is too stubborn to show us all that he was wrong.

But what really pains me is how Everton have changed over the last few years. If you’re the opponent, there’s no one left to fear out there anymore.

Dave Hickson once said, “I would have died for Everton. I would have broken every other bone in my body for any other club I played for but I would have died for this club."

I could give you a list as long as my arm of players from the last 20 years who could have said this and I would have believed them. But current performances suggest that none of those are playing for the club now.

In the Premier League you need a mix of skill and fight. Everton are lacking in both, but it’s the lack of fight that is hard to take.

The Moyes era will not go down as the greatest in the club’s history, but we have definitely gone backwards since the day it ended. Maybe a step back for Koeman is the step forward the club needs to take.

Onwards, Evertonians…
 
A lot of words mate, and fair play to you, but the real case is 8 points in 9 games, 1 point in 3 in the Europa, 3 wins in 13 senior games.
 

Also, Naismith was extremely limited but he had least tried hard. Oh, and scored a few goals here and there.

Klaassen is the closest thing to Snivelley I have ever seen, and the latter is my most hated Everton player ever, even more than Osman I think.
The Naismith/Klassen analogy does not work. Naisy busted a gut for us and was a star in a number of matches. Klassen isn't.
 
Also, Naismith was extremely limited but he had least tried hard. Oh, and scored a few goals here and there.

Klaassen is the closest thing to Snivelley I have ever seen, and the latter is my most hated Everton player ever, even more than Osman I think.

Good shout re: Naismith... hat trick against Chelsea?! Can you see _ANYONE_ in this side capable of that?

And why the Osman hate?! At least he tried and was part of a budget team with the likes of Pienaar, Hibbert, Cahill, Saha etc who got us a fair way into the Europa League and an FA final. I was really proud of that team and Moyes did great, too.
 
Koeman gets a lot of focus, but the biggest thing for me is the apparent disconnect in our transfer dealings over the summer. The fact that Koeman doesn't appear to have the first idea what his best team is, or indeed his best formation, suggests that something wasn't right this summer between Koeman and Walsh. If you're going to have a director of football, then that connection has to be rock solid, and I'm not sure it is at all.
 

The Naismith/Klassen analogy does not work. Naisy busted a gut for us and was a star in a number of matches. Klassen isn't.
I was going to use the exact phrase, "he busted a gut for us" and that's what we need from a couple of the lads out there. If 11 do it, then the team might start living up to the ethos dictated by our motto Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.
 
I was going to use the exact phrase, "he busted a gut for us" and that's what we need from a couple of the lads out there. If 11 do it, then the team might start living up to the ethos dictated by our motto Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

Its because they both have the same hair and similar size. Its when any tall black midfielder breaks through, hes the new vieira and if a small black midfielder breaks through he is the new makelele
 
Its because they both have the same hair and similar size. Its when any tall black midfielder breaks through, hes the new vieira and if a small black midfielder breaks through he is the new makelele
Does that make Ashley Williams the new Purple Aki then?
 
Jordan Pickford

You can’t argue with this one. He’s had the odd mistake but is clearly a big improvement on what we had. He will prove to be worth the money.
Jordan has been great - thank god.

Michael Keane

I will concede that I thought he was a good signing, but I’m not paid millions to spot the difference between a diamond and a… well… non-diamond. Koeman and Walsh are and they should have got this right. Harry Maguire looks alright, doesn’t he?
To be fair though, Beckenbauer would struggle with Williams next to them.


Cuco Martina

There’s a reason this lad was free.
Yes, because he's garbage.


Gylfi Sigurdsson

£45million – zero goals, zero assists in the Premier League.
That's a statistic not an opinion.

Davy Klaasen

That could be Steven Naismith out there and you wouldn’t know the difference.
Naismith actually scored goals and put a shift in though.


Nikola Vlasic

A complete stroke of luck, but I do like this one. He needs to play more.
You have to give credit where it's due though and Vlasic looks like he could do well.


Wayne Rooney

It turns out that a return to his boyhood club would not actually make him 16 again – been poor for five years.
4 goals in 9 appearances in the league though.

That's practically 1 in 2 while playing in this AIDS riddled football team.

If he keeps this up then we'll have replaced Lukaku's goals from last season and still be crap - is that Rooney's fault?

Sandro Ramirez

A complete headless chicken, but at least he didn’t cost much.
I feel sorry for the lad - how's he supposed to settle in to a new team and country when we are doing so badly?

Koeman hasn't got a clue and Walsh has been at least partly responsible in a massively imbalanced squad but that isn't the players fault.
 

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