The bomb shelter thread.

I didn't even realise we were playing midweek. I recommend not following the bozos in blue. It's great!

On a non-footballing note, I did see an attractive goth girl at a bus stop a couple of days ago and I instinctively thought how it would be great if I started a thread about wanting to take her photo and then revealling a full body Meatloaf tattoo from a holiday in Thailand plus a sprinkling of racist jokes and then brag about a car I didn't have. Then I thought nah. So no holiday and tattooing for me in the near future and I'm sure racist jokes are too old fashioned now so I'd need a trans one or something.
 

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