I fear the Samaritans may be busy tonight.
Even compared to normal, the doom levels are off the scale in E sector.
Even compared to normal, the doom levels are off the scale in E sector.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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I just got called out for a straightener by BullensRoad bisexual Muslim girlfriend. I'm staying in here for awhile.
I've got the Bombay Bad Boys ready
I'm already waiting
See you in a bit- just dousing myself in mango chutney
Link!
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
Logged in and seen he DMed me about this. Says you bricked it and didn’t show up at the blockbuster in Kirkby townie.
Ah shucks. I thought I was supposed to meet his bisexual Muslim detransitioned neuropsychologist life-coach girlfriend who owns property in Iceland and has contacts in Hollywood and was supposed to play the lead role in the Titanic musical at The Raven up in Kirkdale. She's a real person, I'll have you know.
carlos21
KING OF REP
Evening coybl25 hope you are well.
Fun and games in E sector tonight, as the mighty Luton continue their push for that last Champions League spot.
Expect bed wetting and heads falling off en masse, as Ross De Bruyne and the boys, dispatch the luckless Bournemouth with ease.
Expect bed wetting and heads falling off en masse, as Ross De Bruyne and the boys, dispatch the luckless Bournemouth with ease.
Brace yourself, the mighty Luton have scored.
Baton down the hatches, it’s now 2 nil.
The fresh nappies, baby wipes and sudecrem are being readied.
The fresh nappies, baby wipes and sudecrem are being readied.
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
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