The bomb shelter thread.

ClausThomsen · April 12, 2021

chrissyjack said:
I see they’ve got bored with slamming Carlo , now . Turned their attention to Big Dunc and Carlo’s son . It won’t be long till Jimmy the Kitman gets it

All the experts who know exactly does what in training and where it's going wrong.

Despite the closest they've ever been to Finch Farm being stopping off for a pint in the Childe of Hale while walking the dog.

Efcjake · April 12, 2021

Allardyce picking up points. I can already see the @Kev The Rat posts in the Ancelotti thread coming our way.

COYBL25 · April 12, 2021

MikelsGoat said:
It seems we have entered the era of JUST CANCEL THEIR CONTRACTS.

A strange lawless time.

Not only are they experts in contract law, they’re also experts in sports science, physiotherapy and also have all the necessary coaching qualifications to train premier league footballers, without them getting injured EVER.

Goat · April 12, 2021

COYBL25 said:
Not only are they experts in contract law, they’re also experts in sports science, physiotherapy and also have all the necessary coaching qualifications to train premier league footballers, without them getting injured EVER.

Big Oil was claiming last week that it must be boring supporting City cos they win all the time.

But imagine supporting a non mental footy team, I guess it would be quite boring.

I mean imagine being a Brighton fan or something, just plodding along minding your own business.

Bohemian Toffee · April 12, 2021

COYBL25 said:
Barry on Twitter, has revealed the real truth about Gbamin latest injury.

Ancelotti put Gbamin’s leg into a vice in the caretakers room at Finch Farm and then hit it with a lump hammer, so they can split the medical insurance between them.

This has lead to an all time daytime record for the consumption of the cocaine in the Liverpool area on a Monday.

Prior to 8.15pm, may I suggest a full check of the perimeter fence, a check of the security lights and also a full check of all comms.

Which Ancelotti?

Daveysgingerlovechild · April 12, 2021

Magnificent out there again.

Keeping a low profile tonight. Like the UN, I'm an observational peacekeeping force this evening.

Bohemian Toffee · April 12, 2021

MikelsGoat said:
Big Oil was claiming last week that it must be boring supporting City cos they win all the time.

But imagine supporting a non mental footy team, I guess it would be quite boring.

I mean imagine being a Brighton fan or something, just plodding along minding your own business.

Yeah, the winning all the time thing was very strange, it's "almost" as if they would prefer to be right than for Everton be successful.

I imagine most Brighton fans running second hand bookshops, artisan doughnut shops and vintage sign shops.