The bernie Wright story

We went through a spell of buying players who just weren’t good enough. The reference to Joe Harper made me smile , a roly poly figure who never lived up to expectations but is still revered in Aberdeen whence he returned to as “ the King of the Beach end” 🤷‍♂️
He was slimmer when he joined - blamed too much Gym work - more like too much drinking in the bar work - became a right rolly polly :D
 
Tommy smith went down like he was split in half when hit with a toffee thrown by a toffee girl.

Im doubting how hard he actually was
I remember reading in the late lamented WSAG how during a game for the RS in Eastern Europe the Anfield "Iron" was felled by a plastic bottle,I was a little sceptical but a couple of years ago I actually saw the footage on t'internet,it's actually hilarious Smithy is rolling around like a sniper has shot him,either the lino or ref walk over pick the "bottle" up,scrunch it up and cast it aside off the pitch😂👍
 
I remember reading in the late lamented WSAG how during a game for the RS in Eastern Europe the Anfield "Iron" was felled by a plastic bottle,I was a little sceptical but a couple of years ago I actually saw the footage on t'internet,it's actually hilarious Smithy is rolling around like a sniper has shot him,either the lino or ref walk over pick the "bottle" up,scrunch it up and cast it aside off the pitch😂👍

I wonder if that was the original event and the version I was told was put thru the old Chinese whisper mill

(Not sure if that phrase is actually appropriate any more)
 
Tommy smith went down like he was split in half when hit with a toffee thrown by a toffee girl.

Im doubting how hard he actually was
Best thing ever was Tommy Smith getting called in for a review on his disability benefits after taking a charity penalty at half time at a televised cup final?
Rumours were that the guy at the dwp was a blue and Smithy had reported on his claim that he couldn't walk.
 
One of Bernie's two goals for us was a spectacular diving header against West Ham at Goodison. That alone makes him better than some of the centre-forwards we've had!

Legend has it that after scoring that goal he threw up in the centre circle.
 

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