The Banned Obituaries

[Deleted member 38674]

Wise answer

I’m guessing this wasn’t the answer you were hoping for?

Was one of my many aliases a huge Lakers fan or something?

More holes than Emmentaler

 

[Efcjake]

Imagine the conversation :

The other stewards - " What do you do for a living mate ? "

@Keiran - " I run a successful recruitment company, with a turnover of £5.2 mil and I employ loads of staff, oh and I support Everton too "

The other stewards - The sound silence and jaws hitting the floor.

I mean does anyone actually believe @Keiran runs a company?

 

[Efcjake]

I’m guessing this wasn’t the answer you were hoping for?

Was one of my many aliases a huge Lakers fan or something?

More holes than Emmentaler

Lol I've already got you nailed here friend. I don't see anyone else coming to your defence and questioning the body to evidence put forth.

Some horrific shouts in your past.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

I mean does anyone actually believe @Keiran runs a company?

You don’t have to, buddy.

Lol I've already got you nailed here friend. I don't see anyone else coming to your defence and questioning the body to evidence put forth.

Some horrific shouts in your past.

Absolutely, and I’ll own every one. Some shouts are good and some shouts aren’t so good. Most people live like this, Jake. What you believe today, you may not believe tomorrow, every day is a school day.

If I had the time or the inclination to trawl the GOT archives for your early posts, I’m sure I’d find several gems. Alas, it’s not worth the trouble.

I understand you’re still in your 20’s so perhaps when you get a little older and wiser, you’ll see life a little differently. Best of luck to you, champ.

 

[MikeH72]

You don’t have to, buddy.



Absolutely, and I’ll own every one. Some shouts are good and some shouts aren’t so good. Most people live like this, Jake. What you believe today, you may not believe tomorrow, every day is a school day.

If I had the time or the inclination to trawl the GOT archives for your early posts, I’m sure I’d find several gems. Alas, it’s not worth the trouble.

I understand you’re still in your 20’s so perhaps when you get a little older and wiser, you’ll see life a little differently. Best of luck to you, champ.

Your smugness won’t work around here anymore Cookachoo. You have spent a decade of your life pretending to be an Everton fan on the internet, you cannot make the accusation that other people have too much time on their hands for vaulting you.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

You have spent a decade of your life pretending to be an Everton fan on the internet, you cannot make the assertion that other people have too much time on their hands for vaulting you.

Given that the former isn’t true, I can 100% assert the latter.

 

[MikeH72]

Given that the former isn’t true, I can 100% assert the latter.

The former is true though. You are a previously banned poster.

 

[Efcjake]

You don’t have to, buddy.



Absolutely, and I’ll own every one. Some shouts are good and some shouts aren’t so good. Most people live like this, Jake. What you believe today, you may not believe tomorrow, every day is a school day.

If I had the time or the inclination to trawl the GOT archives for your early posts, I’m sure I’d find several gems. Alas, it’s not worth the trouble.

I understand you’re still in your 20’s so perhaps when you get a little older and wiser, you’ll see life a little differently. Best of luck to you, champ.

Is this a confession that you were Cookcahoo @Keiran?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

The minutes are ticking by. The ban hammer cupboard has been opened. @Keiran, (cookachoo) you have but a short time to tell us everything, to let it all out before darkness falls and your voice becomes silent.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

The former is true though. You are a previously banned poster.

Again, that’s your assertion, and I’m absolutely fine if you feel that way. Doesn’t make one iota of difference to my day. Keep doing what makes you happy, mate.

 

[Efcjake]

Given that the former isn’t true, I can 100% assert the latter.

I'm sure you've met loads of folk who also apparently work in recruiting when you've been stewarding at Old Trafford and Wigan @Keiran.

Very believable denial.

 

[MikeH72]

Again, that’s your assertion, and I’m absolutely fine if you feel that way. Doesn’t make one iota of difference to my day. Keep doing what makes you happy, mate.

It's not my assertion, it's something that has just been proven beyond any reasonable doubt with a mountain of evidence.

I'm glad it doesn't make one iota of difference to your day. That means you won't be back when you're banned again.

 

[Deleted member 38674]

I'm sure you've met loads of folk who also apparently work in recruiting when you've been stewarding at Old Trafford and Wigan @Keiran.

Very believable denial.

And if you’d worked in either recruitment, or at either of those grounds, you’d understand why.

Perhaps there are other stewards in the GOT family who can verify this, but perhaps not.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

@roydo bring forth your massive ban hammer.

 

[Efcjake]

And if you’d worked in either recruitment, or at either of those grounds, you’d understand why.

Perhaps there are other stewards in the GOT family who can verify this, but perhaps not.

Amazing levels of coincidence @Keiran

Put this up against your inconsistencies in the depression thread over your girlfriend/wife and I can't see a reason why anybody should believe a word of what you say.

It's time to remove the mask