The Banned Obituaries

[Catfish Blues]

@WeAreEvertonians - taken too soon, and currently at the taxidermist before being mounted on @the sniderman's wall.

RIP - May he find peace and walk with us again soon.

 

[the sniderman]

rip @WeAreEvertonians it was a noble and fierce end. we now toast thor in ur honor and marvel at your marbled eyes on my wall.

 

[Catfish Blues]

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

And still they come, like moths to @the sniderman's flame.

 

[Death]

Cause of death?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Unfortunately RAFUH is not going to believe you as you're still advertising @Darren78 for her job.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Cause of @death?

You, of all people, need to ask ?

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Cause of death?

Snided

 

[Connor]

Thoughts and prayers @WeAreEvertonians, certain they were a previously banned member who went out in a similar blaze of glory.

 

[Death]

Snided

Caught offsnide, he’s been very hungry the last few days I’ve been noticing.

 

[chrismpw]

@WeAreEvertonians - taken too soon, and currently at the taxidermist before being mounted on @the sniderman's wall.

RIP - May he find peace and walk with us again soon.

Links to the car crash please, for my entertainment.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Caught offsnide, he’s been very hungry the last few days I’ve been noticing.

He has a full stomach tonight and a new trophy for his wall.

 

[the sniderman]

He has a full stomach tonight and a new trophy for his wall.

tonite we toast our fallen buddys crossover to valhalla it was a good death.

 

[tommye]

tonite we toast our fallen buddys crossover to valhalla it was a good death.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Links to the car crash please, for my entertainment.

Kindly commence here