The Banned Obituaries

[tommye]

Like the organic matter that had to die to make the grass grow.

Like Bry walloped me in that vault but I took it on the chin.

The vaults show no mercy nor favour. They only offer the truth.

 

[Death]

The vaults show no mercy nor favour. They only offer the truth.

 

[malfosse]

hi buddy.

Hello.

 

[cronullasharks]

All those that were slain over the weekend will have been reincarnated by now. The search continues

 

[Osamabindiesel]

Stunning

2019/20 - Jordan Pickford

Personal opinion of course. Maybe not 20 off top of my head: Dubravka Gollini Sirigu Casteels Pavlenka David Soria Livakovic Benitez Gazzaniga Unai Simon Henderson Bernardoni Rajkovic Alex Remiro Johnstone Ramsdale Foster Got as far as Dubravka and gave up, soz.

www.grandoldteam.com

Holy Jesus

 

[Goat]

The DOOM merchants do not like it when Everton do well.

@davek will be making his mark in this thread soon.

 

[Connor]

No????????????????????????????/

 

[Goat]

No????????????????????????????/

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

No????????????????????????????/

WIshing ligament damage on Jordan Pickford... A naughty step sojourn.

Fear not, he'll be nursing the hatred until his two weeks are up then be back with a whole new raft of bizarre conspiracy theories.

 

[Goat]

WIshing ligament damage on Jordan Pickford... A naughty step sojourn.

Fear not, he'll be nursing the hatred until his two weeks are up then be back with a whole new raft of bizarre conspiracy theories.

Its what happens when Everton do well.

The DOOMers have to get out there to be more edgy, Everton winning games robs them of their powers.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Its what happens when Everton do well.

The DOOMers have to get out there to be more edgy, Everton winning games robs them of their powers.

I heard Marcel Brands bought off the mods.

 

[Connor]

WIshing ligament damage on Jordan Pickford... A naughty step sojourn.

Fear not, he'll be nursing the hatred until his two weeks are up then be back with a whole new raft of bizarre conspiracy theories.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

I hope we get him back in time for the end of the Labour leadership election so his head can fall off all over again

 

[DanB90]

RIP to everyone’s favourite tedious bellend @RogerStringpiece1878

 

[Bluetintedspecs]

How did Roger Ringpiece finally get banned?