The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%
  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%
  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%
  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%
  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%
  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%

  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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http://www.electionforecast.co.uk/

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Usually I'd love of a sea of blue, but thay tory love in is depressing
 
In a million years I'd never vote Tory. The Lib Dems are laughable. UKIP embody the worst of mankind. The Greens are fantasists and I live in the centre of England so, alas, I can't vote for a Celtic nationalist party.

Ed Milliband is the worst Labour leader in history.

Despite its leader, and current difficulties, I'll vote Labour as I have always done but it will be with limited enthusiasm.

I'd give anything for a dynamic new party to get into.

And I don't mean something like this crowd:


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How about less lies from your chosen party? I'd take that over a lapelle. Plus I keep the £10.

My party NEVER lies ............

1st to demand all day pub opening
1st to allow all party members to have honorifics (without recourse to any committee)
as well as a number of other firsts that I could go on about but wont as I don't want to bore potential voters

Here is our policy on food (an essential, I think you'll all agree):

All Food sold in fast food establishments should be clearly marked
“May contain traces of real food”
All vegetables sold in supermarkets, should be clearly marked
“Strictly for oral use only”
 
Why can't their be an abstain vote, so your vote is counted?

Forgive me if there is, I've never voted.

You can spoil your ballet paper and this will be counted. I reckon we should all spoil our papers with an agreed moniker, something like "Useless [bad language removed] the lot of you".
May not achieve much but at least it would stop the politicians talking about voter apathy.
 
In a million years I'd never vote Tory. The Lib Dems are laughable. UKIP embody the worst of mankind. The Greens are fantasists and I live in the centre of England so, alas, I can't vote for a Celtic nationalist party.

Ed Milliband is the worst Labour leader in history.

Despite its leader, and current difficulties, I'll vote Labour as I have always done but it will be with limited enthusiasm.

I'd give anything for a dynamic new party to get into.

And I don't mean something like this crowd:


52628932-leader-of-the-veritas-party-robert-kilroy-gettyimages.jpg

Pretty much my feelings at this current time also. Will vote Labour but very underwhelmed by them all.
 
Voted Lib Dem in the last GE

Then they joined up with the Tories

Will never vote for them again

Not a massive fan of Labour because they seem dedicated to eroding civil liberties with things like ID Cards and extra CCTV all over the place

The Tories anger my blood

The Greens are smug

UKIP are nutters

Think I'm going to spoil my ballot paper
 
You can spoil your ballet paper and this will be counted. I reckon we should all spoil our papers with an agreed moniker, something like "Useless [bad language removed] the lot of you".
May not achieve much but at least it would stop the politicians talking about voter apathy.

"NONE OF THE ABOVE" is the generally agreed upon thing to put in this situation. There are a lot of people calling for a "none of the above" box on the ballot.

http://notavote.co.uk/
 
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