Terrible or old Jokes

[IRO1977]

I'm sure there's already a thread like this somewhere but but i'm not too computer savvy and can't find it. Apologies if it exists.

Anyway i'll start it off...

Did you hear about the short sighted circumciser? He got the sack (drumroll)

 

[Hayee]

What's big and red and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

A fire engine

 

[IRO1977]

Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that ****?"

 

[Basil Fawlty]

What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? 'cos the parrots ate 'em all.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Just some of the terrible Ones I remember from when I was a kid

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Exactly.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Now I know why Baz was let go from modding...

<3

 

[IRO1977]

Now I know why Baz was let go from modding...

<3

Sorry - looks sheepish

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

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[Gwladys St. Glory]

What's big and red and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?

Phil Thompson's f'in nose...

 

[IRO1977]

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My boss is the closest person you could ever find to him, but with a constant vicious streak

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Now I know why Baz was let go from modding...

<3

Lol. Mutual consent mate. That's what they told me anyway when they sent my P45.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Lol. Mutual consent mate. That's what they told me anyway when they sent my P45.

It was their polite way of preventing you from giving noobs a damn good thrashing...you were an HR nightmare.

:stick:

 

[IRO1977]

Did you hear about the bloke with 5 c**s? (self censorship)

His underpants fitted him like a glove