Got my 80p punnet of strawberries at the ready and once I've dropped my daughter off for school I shall sit and wait patiently for 4 and a half hours waiting for Norrie.
Do you know what I love most about Wimbledon, how many knobheads manage to get tickets.
When a great rally is taking place and people gasp with excitement, you get a load of other people telling the crowd to "shush" as if the gasps will put the tennis players off. But by the time the person doing the "shushing" has finished, the players have already had another 2 shots each.
So, if you are one of the people attending and start doing the "shushing", SHUT UP YOU MASSIVE KNOBHEAD!!! Your not their coach, mum or dad or teacher and they aren't taking an exam of any sort. Let people gasp in excitement and stop being such a tedious boring meff.