Bob the Pole 7
Player Valuation: £225k
I can’t believe this is genuinely a thing! They need to knock this on the head quick. If you have anything about you, just explain to your kids that they might hear things at the game that are better left at the game. Just because they hear it, doesn’t have to mean they’re going to bounce into assembly on Monday morning and scream at the headteacher to “fu&7ing get into them - the’re 5h!t!”. World’s gone mad!
