Swearing Warnings?


Fella who sits 2 away from me is relentless. I don’t mind it, he’s paid his money, every other word is an expletive. However, yesterday there was an old fella with his grandson sitting directly in front of me, kid must have been about 5, he was terrified every time this fella opened his mouth. The grandad gave him a few stern looks after while. Wouldn’t be surprised if he has a sticker on his seat at the Newcastle game.
 
Incident near me at the Spurs game, Could have been triggered by this development, which I was not aware of.

4 young lads, all tanked up, nearly coming to blows with other fans.

Stewards and then police had to get involved to put a lid on it.
 

I propose, in this day of commercially aware Everton, you have the option of blue tick (🤮) on your e-season ticket that essentially allows you to curse and have slash priority in the restroom queues, for an extra 100 quid per season. Surely that'll fund the purchase of a right back* and allow us to blame all the phones being out as a consequence of being able to quick draw a KOFF to the language brigade.

*with high potential

Oh come on, we'll throw in the option of 2 quid donuts...
 
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chrismpw said:
I very, very rarely swear. Its a inelegant response to a provocation. Its reserved for when its cold, you're lying underneath a jacked up car in a puddle the rain, the rain water is running into your collar and out of a trouser leg, the spanner slips and your blood mingles with the oil under your car. That's when I swear. Or when a tory or reform mp talks. Or some if the stuff that's inflicted on everton.

Still managed to receive grumblings for swear-a-like words from @AndyC though, which did my head in.
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Tough !
 

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