Match Thread Swansea v Everton ko 14th April 15:00

[Groucho]

Zlatan Ibrahimovich, David Beckham, Didier Drogba and Thierry Henry.

None of these players ever played for Swansea.

I’m sure Tom Ferguson will write some proper words at some point so until then....

 

[bigbadjeff]

First EVER YAYYYYYY

 

[orly]

Beat sausages?!?!?

@Groucho ???????

 

[bigbadjeff]

Am going over for this one so it better be a win for the Blue Boys, got my travel sorted today.

 

[bigbadjeff]

Beat sausages?!?!?
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@Groucho ???????

 

[bigbadjeff]

Do you not beat your sausage? Freudian slip

 

[orly]

Do you not beat your sausage? Freudian slip

Beating our meat all over Swansea

 

[neil999]

Beat sausages?!?!?
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@Groucho ???????

I believe this is a masturbation reference, can i say masturbation?

MASTURBATION

 

[kenada_blue]

The game gone back in time?

 

[orly]

I believe this is a masturbation reference, can i say masturbation?

MASTURBATION

 

[Encoder]

Should be a fun and exiting encounter well worth the time of all evertonians, our players will work hard and fill us all with pride as they play for the fans who follow them up and down the country.

*puts down crack pipe*

Arsed.

 

[Ring master]

Think this might end 1-1,

 

[Big Fat Sam]

To be honest I think they will bum us all over the park.

 

[orly]

I wish the poll was public so we can see if any Menaces to Society go for Turkey as best sausage for beating

 

[ADT]

Although he talks about next season a lot, Sam knows his job isn’t secure so he will *try* and go for this one