Surprisingly enough I'm new.

[Stephen Gibson]

Hello. Guessing that's not enough so better say something to pad this out a bit.
I'm Stephen & live in Hertfordshire (near Watford). I'm 33 & have been a Toffee for about 30 years. I'm not Scouse or have any old lying family connections to the area but I'm told when I was young I wouldn't shut up about Everton so my dad got me a full kit (still own the shorts) & the rest is history.
I believe all things should have the option of adding ham & cheese. I work for a supermarket in charge of the fleet of home delivery vans & drivers which includes a bit of driving myself. Basically an excuse to listen to talkSPORT in the van.

I try to get to games when I can but life gets in the way a lot so if I'm honest I'm more armchair than diehard home & away season ticket fan. I used to play semi pro so I have been kicked about enough to know what a tackle is ( left back, left wing, back up striker).

Been reading the forum for months so I'm aware of who the main players are on here & who the Esk is. I follow him on Twitter.
Banter is good, I can take it.

Is that enough? Can I go now? I did attempt to upload a pic of my first shorts but was defeated by my ability to do it. Anyways, I'm here now.

 

[tim gabbott]

 

[Muggins]

Welcome mate.

Great introduction with lots of info on yourself.

I've emptied your bank account.

 

[kev]

Welcome. Hope you become a regular poster.
You seem far too intelligent to even consider putting pineapple on a pizza, but I'll ask anyway. What is your opinion of pizza that has been ruined by the addition of tropical fruit?
Time for the pub now, so catch you later

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Fantastic !!!! You cleared my debts. Ta fella.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Welcome. Hope you become a regular poster.
You seem far too intelligent to even consider putting pineapple on a pizza, but I'll ask anyway. What is your opinion of pizza that has been ruined by the addition of tropical fruit?
Time for the pub now, so catch you later

Pineapple is in a spikey casing warning you of how terrible it is. A ham & cheese pizza sounds great though.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Talksport?
Get radio 2 on

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Talksport?
Get radio 2 on

I'm trying hard to convince myself I'm still young. Radio 2 is the day I cave in. Not too long now.

 

[Muggins]

Fantastic !!!! You cleared my debts. Ta fella.

You'll fit right in mate. Enjoy the forum.

 

[Donald Twain]

Godspeed

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Welcome to G.O.T

 

[Stephen Gibson]

What a friendly bunch. I'm already suspicious.

 

[LEONARD]

Welcome mate, it does not matter where you were born or live, you are an Evertonian, and that's good enough for us on here.

 

[ijjysmith]

SOUTHERN TOFFEES 4 LYF

(Or until I move north)

Welcome mate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Alright Gibbo lad!