Summer transfer window 2023

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get Dunc on

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Blimey, anyone ever listened to an American 'soccer' podcast??

Well I've just been listening to a load of them and now I'm convinced we need to sign midfielders with surnames that end in the letters 'o' or 'a'. Apparently they have...

* 87% pass completion rate.
* Average ball progression per-tackle shot of 3.1.
* Non-shooting turnover rating of AW2.
* 1.1 pass creating actions per non-territorial turnover.
* 106.35 decelerating ejaculations PPG.
* 32 expected goal line emissions MORE than consonant-ended midfielders.

If I can see this why the heck can't Thelwell!!! What's he even doing??
 
Given Palace wanted Gray I think it’s safe to say they’ll jump ahead of Fulham and make the offer which would in turn allow to offer closer to what Leeds want to get Willy
Let's hope so mate. If I was at Palace though, I'd be wanting to replace one exciting young talent with another, not Demari Gray! Think Gnonto represents the best option on the British market currently.
 
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