Summer transfer window 2023

[14_dollars]

Reality check - there is no Everton transfer ‘short list’.
The club doesn’t even employ any scouts.
I don’t think people realise how amateurish things are behind the scenes.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

Maguire, not MacGuire, another reason for not wanting him, fans not being able to spell his name lol

I actually changed it from McGuire....so many ways this could go wrong

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Reality check - there is no Everton transfer ‘short list’.
The club doesn’t even employ any scouts.
I don’t think people realise how amateurish things are behind the scenes.

Source for this? The voices in your head don’t count.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Maguire, not MacGuire, another reason for not wanting him, fans not being able to spell his name lol

Didn’t stop us signing Gravesen.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

What a Loony Toons signing that would be. Maybe Fahad is looking for comic relief in the squad. That would be the end of us.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I'd be livid if we signed that hideous little crack head...vile human,him and his bird.

 

[jamieni]

What a Loony Toons signing that would be. Maybe Fahad is looking for comic relief in the squad. That would be the end of us.

I’m clinging on to the hope that it’s utter nonsense.

 

[coleman=quality]

It’s grim seeing villa with a good manager in Emery and sign pau Torres while we take their cast offs in young even tho he’s still a decent option for free. And then Newcastle turning one of your young academy players heads and him downing tools to push through a move to the
“Mighty toon” also seeing them sign Tonali and close to Barnes going there we’ve fallen so low and honestly believe this is the year we go down even if recruitment is good I feel it’s a cloud that’s been getting heavier and heavier on us I’ve fell out of love so much with Everton these last 2 years.

 

[sandybrownsbighead]

I'd be livid if we signed that hideous little crack head...vile human,him and his bird.

Maguire and Vardy. Has nobody considered our calendar sales?

 

[CielosGrises]

What a Loony Toons signing that would be. Maybe Fahad is looking for comic relief in the squad. That would be the end of us.

From that people that brought you the 'pay but don't play' Dele Alli deal.

 

[Azza]

Best one yet

Freelance Journalist ,Transfer Expert, Football/ Arsenal Correspondent for @TheTransferEx | @Transfersdotcom

hahaha what is this?! Imagine spend half your day making up jarg transfer news.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I’m clinging on to the hope that it’s utter nonsense.

It’s obviously fake considering the source, but my word. Just sounds like something we would do

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Maguire and Vardy. Has nobody considered our calendar sales?

Vardy....absolutely wretched human. Hate him.

 

[Bedfordblue]

Reality check - there is no Everton transfer ‘short list’.
The club doesn’t even employ any scouts.
I don’t think people realise how amateurish things are behind the scenes.

Of course there’s a short list.
It might only have the word ‘sell’ on it, but it exists.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Vardy....absolutely wretched human. Hate him.

He’s proper EDL