Summer Transfer Window 2019

Eggs

Player Valuation: £70m
He was my kinda player.

So sadly that means an insult I’m afraid.
....I found him so frustrating, but I imagine not nearly as frustrating as his teammates. Johnny Morrisey would get half a yard and knock crosses in early for Royle and Young. Beagrie would get beyond his man, cut back and beat him again. He played with his eyes looking at his feet. Ineffective.
 
....I found him so frustrating, but I imagine not nearly as frustrating as his teammates. Johnny Morrisey would get half a yard and knock crosses in early for Royle and Young. Beagrie would get beyond his man, cut back and beat him again. He played with his eyes looking at his feet. Ineffective.
My kinda player:
Takes on a player, beats him, goes back to try and beat him again, gets tackled.
One good cross per game. Striker usually not there.
More stepovers per game than completed passes.
Work rate nearly non existent.
Never ever wears black boots.
Wears gloves in May.
Might have a neck tattoo. Not compulsory.
Has scored with a rabona and it has over a million views on YouTube.

FIND HIM MARCEL
 

Eggs

Player Valuation: £70m
My kinda player:
Takes on a player, beats him, goes back to try and beat him again, gets tackled.
One good cross per game. Striker usually not there.
More stepovers per game than completed passes.
Work rate nearly non existent.
Never ever wears black boots.
Wears gloves in May.
Might have a neck tattoo. Not compulsory.
Has scored with a rabona and it has over a million views on YouTube.

FIND HIM MARCEL
....sounds like Lookman.
 

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