toffee-boy
Player Valuation: £15m
Must be true it's on Twitter
Summer Transfer Window 2019
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Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Not him again
-Club liaison officer who is a close friend of his give him info he says 
CRIMHEAD
Player Valuation: £40m
He can play CF, too.
Let's put it this way - I like Ligue 1, lots of young players, lots of personalities, but this guys takes the cake. He's uber athletic. Super talented. But he thinks he's friggin Messi. Total ball hog, always trying to take players on, occasionally does so successfully, which usually means he'll launch some absurd shot into about the 30th row. He also does so with absolutely no idea of where his teammates are, who is around him, so although he creates some chances, it's mostly trying some absurd dribble, getting by some crap Ligue 1 defender and just smoking some cross into the box or just trying some absurd pass that out of sheer volume occasionally creates a chance or two.
Unfortunately, this is all compounded by the fact that he has that ridiculous hair and headband combo, so it just makes his already flamboyant and irresponsible game seem all the more absurd and stupid.
Don't get me wrong, he's young, he's quick, has some strength, got moves, and can definitely make stuff happen, you can't miss him on the pitch, but his decision making is so bad that even if he got more consistent with his skills, I'm not sure he could ever be a very effective footballer in the PL. Someone would boot him in the first 5-10 minutes of every match and my guess is that he'd not react very well.
That was cathartic, ha. But just not my type of player.
Not him again
Everton have suggested he maybe looked at a house, we’ve got f all to do as a football club if that’s the case. Or could just be jarg.
Lord Commander of the Nights Weasels hath spoken.
With his stock “man in suit” photo and jarg itk shouts.
Amazing how many of his followers fall for it.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Pulls the old back up quote of " They’re doing all they can. Seamus has been in his ear.... “come and live with me”. Cabot Green, lovely big houses and captain lives there." -- if it does not happen when someone says this means hes comming here then,-not forgetting that coleman and co said in interview already at the seasons end they have been saying stuff to Zouma to stay, -i still think he will be here myself
Oh, need to up my game then
ForeverBlue92
Player Valuation: £80m
Wilson
Neres
Gomes
Zouma
Meunier
Pickford
Meunier Keane Zouma Digne
Gana Gomes
Siggurdsson
Richarlison Wilson Neres
Smells like top 7 to me mmm mm mmmmm.
Neres
Gomes
Zouma
Meunier
Pickford
Meunier Keane Zouma Digne
Gana Gomes
Siggurdsson
Richarlison Wilson Neres
Smells like top 7 to me mmm mm mmmmm.
No bernard him and digne been great toghether
CRIMHEAD
Player Valuation: £40m
Yeah, no.
jerseytoffee
Player Valuation: £10m
Certainly is I’m afraid, any slight link to itk leads you to celebrity itk status and your on the list.
Best keep anything to yourself really
orly
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jerseytoffee
Player Valuation: £10m
I do like the posters that go for immortality.
It could really make or break them as a human being
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
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