Summer Transfer Window 2017

[Bob Latchford]

LOL.

@matty1878 ????

 

[sharkey1001]

11 mate

I guarantee at 10.22pm we will be discussing "deal sheets" which give an extension until 1am to confirm signings. This is because we will have signed.... NO-ONE!

 

[Kenshin]

I cannot wait for the it's Kenwright/Elstone/Moshiri/Bolasie's fault and the ravings about the Everton illuminati selling to buy and trying to keep us down when we don't sign this mythical top class striker who fits our system and is desperate to come to us.

When the obvious answer is there isn't one available. How many times.

Course there is one available. I could list a load of strikers who could be quality for us who are available if we risked it.

Plenty more would be available for paying a premium to get them here.

It's not a case of one not being available if we don't sign one, it's a case of poor scouting / negotiating / not offering enough money

 

[VentureBrosEFC]

Same clown that reckoned we signed the new Ronaldo - the fat one not the Ricky Martin one - from Corinthians or Sao Paolo or Santos or one of those lot in the last window, aged 16.

What is the Portugese for weasel?

Weaçel?

 

[Bob Latchford]

I'm clearing my schedule for it

I've told the secretary to hold my calls
I actually wouldn't dare as she'd probably cut me

 

[Bungle]

I'm gonna try really hard to post something funny tomorrow to cheer everyone up, it will prob backfire tho...

Log off, that'll cheer them up.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Weren't there windows under Moyes when we spent literally £0?

Yeah but this is the new Ev mate. Minted innit?.....

 

[Stutheblue]

Window doesn't close this evening.

I know. I waa being flippant. I know if anything is going to happen its likely to be tomorrow. Don't see why it has to be that way, but I know it is. Thats why I wasn't bothered about being out today. Tomorrow I'll be checking hourly..

 

[ToffeeTim]

Operation phantom bid underway

 

[Connor]

Rooney, through ball to WEERRNNEERRR

 

[neil999]

Log off, that'll cheer them up.

ha! i find that unlikely

 

[royalblue66]

I guarantee at 10.22pm we will be discussing "deal sheets" which give an extension until 1am to confirm signings. This is because we will have signed.... NO-ONE!

Dear me, it's like the Samaritans.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Course there is one available. I could list a load of strikers who could be quality for us who are available if we risked it.

Plenty more would be available for paying a premium to get them here.

It's not a case of one not being available if we don't sign one, it's a case of poor scouting / negotiating / not offering enough money

No it's a case of us being a professional football club. The scouting is done, we've paid silly money for other players this season so obviously we offer the money.

Clubs don't have to sell anymore, that's been obvious this season, if there was someone readily available we would have signed them.

 

[mutley]

@matty1878 ????

He's not old enough for pubes or pubs

 

[Toffe3m4n]

He has given himself the fall back of, "we are in talks" he hasen't named no names and if nothing happens or the striker we bring in is poo, he can always use the "we just couldnt get it over the line" spiffle like the esk did for so long

He's all but confirmed that the player he's been on about for days now was Werner. Gonna look a complete mug if it turns out there was no actual interest in the first place.