Summer Transfer Window 2017

[edge]

Walcott or ox. welbeck or anyone else at the arse I haven't mentioned.

 

[Efcjake]

You monsters have hurt some poor lad's feelings and forced him to take refuge on Reddit.



Lol @Connor get this one

 

[nsno-chris]

I remember when we tried to spin positives on Marcus Bent signing.

Money has ruined you lot, ruined you I say

 

[mill]

Benteke would be so underwhelming.

He's a good player. But not what he'd built it up to be.

 

[T_Hans]

Benteke.

 

[sageyefc]

Benteke has found his niche and that's relegation threatened teams where he won't get called out for being immobile, lazy and gash. Incapable of stepping up

 

[Connor]

How much did Palace spend on him though, 32? They'll be looking for that and then some.

On 110k-ish+ too, I think

 

[BlueToff]

Could lanzini be classed as a striker?? Should get him anyway, great player

Koeman isn't gonna buy a little playmaker.

 

[hetion]

'people wouldn't expect us to get' - would suggest a player out of our reach normally, errrm Benteke plays for palace

Or an ex-RS.

 

[davek]

Striker
Plays in PL
Not English
Not Costa
Not been linked before
His source is someone down south which suggests its a Southern/London club

Missed anything

...plays for Belgium and Palace.

 

[DanB90]

He said 'interesting' Benteke would certainly be that, if nothing else.

 

[Smig1878]

Tete' s agent is Mino Riola, i would stay well clear

Problem is he has a lot of the better players, so hopefully he's an unavoidable necessary evil!

 

[nsno-chris]

You monsters have hurt some poor lad's feelings and forced him to take refuge on Reddit.



Lol @Connor get this one

Someone needs to point out the "you're" grammatical error he has made

 

[Wat Tyler]

Palace is his level.

 

[Abertonian]

I notice our PR department, and by PR department I mean James White Esq., hasn't mentioned any of this. Nothing to see here.

If it's Benteke, aka Lukaku 0.5, then there still won't be anything to see.