Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[Tel001]

I want us to sign Patrick Funk simply so we can have a chant to Uptown Funk.

Or scream funk off whenever he’s plays crap and needs subbing

 

[LocalNative]

Two centre backs, left back and a centre mid have got to be signed this week. Badly need another CM and a forward but those first 4 are major priorities or we can write off the season before it begins.

 

[EFCccc]

Two centre backs, left back and a centre mid have got to be signed this week. Badly need another CM and a forward but those first 4 are major priorities or we can write off the season before it begins.

Can't see it mate. It takes us forever to sign 1 player, never mind 4.

 

[Lelouch]

SAVE US BRANDS AND MOSHIRI PLEASE.

 

[ijjysmith]

I may have said I didn’t want Mawson or Gibson.

And I don’t really. But I’d take them because they’re not the imbeciles we have right now.

 

[Hogwild]

Someone needs to call up Bremen and tell them we have a high quality center half named Keane for them. Same price as Davy.

Our only hope is that Davy’s debut goal convinces Bremen we are a great place to shop.

 

[Snake pit]

We should buy that lad who's ripped us a new asshole...scored one and set up the other three....much better than the idiots we have in midfield

 

[CielosGrises]

Moyes by christmas, nailed on.

 

[aazak]

Moyes by christmas, nailed on.

If you'd said Easter I'd agree.

 

[billyblue80]

I hope it puts a rocket up some arses we need signings!!

 

[Goat]

 

[nsno-chris]

He’ll look good in red

 

[james2805]

Don't suppose any of these Rennes lads wanna hop on the flight home, maybe give Keane a clip round the ear and hope he forgets his way back

 

[wainy]

Next 12 days will be interesting. Not outlandish to suggest we need at least 5 top, young, hungry players. Team is full of heartless crabs on mega wages. Can't wait for the Southampton game so I can boo them.

 

[sageyefc]

He's gained a few hundred thousand followers