Star Wars - Episode VII

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Case closed, stupid you have been.

Crap fights....just a lot of Yoda jumping around spinning. Especially that Dooku fight. I don't think even Natalie Portman getting naked could have saved Episode 2 from being absolutely dire.
 

Crap fights....just a lot of Yoda jumping around spinning. Especially that Dooku fight. I don't think even Natalie Portman getting naked could have saved Episode 2 from being absolutely dire.
Wot!, for a little fella he shows much agility, and he takes out 2, yes 2, Emperor guards with a fart.

Seriously, Baine or Batman would have it on their toes from the off, FFS.
 
Crap fights....just a lot of Yoda jumping around spinning. Especially that Dooku fight. I don't think even Natalie Portman getting naked could have saved Episode 2 from being absolutely dire.

Sorry, that would have not only saved Ep 2 but also 1 and 3!
 
Wot!, for a little fella he shows much agility, and he takes out 2, yes 2, Emperor guards with a fart.

Seriously, Baine or Batman would have it on their toes from the off, FFS.

Yeah yeah, force crap. Emporers guards are nameless, faceless beings whose only purpose is to get beaten/die.

Yoda vs Dooku, their light sabres grazed each other about 5 times in the whole fight. Just a lot of jumping/spinning.

How does Palapatine, moving like cold molasses manage to take out two master swordsman? Then hold of Sam Jackson. Then equal Yoda for fighting skills? Nah, it was all a load of crap and I was so disappointed.

For supposed master force manipulators, Yoda and Palpatine both look like they would get taken out by a half decent special ops team.
 

Yeah yeah, force crap. Emporers guards are nameless, faceless beings whose only purpose is to get beaten/die.

Yoda vs Dooku, their light sabres grazed each other about 5 times in the whole fight. Just a lot of jumping/spinning.

How does Palapatine, moving like cold molasses manage to take out two master swordsman? Then hold of Sam Jackson. Then equal Yoda for fighting skills? Nah, it was all a load of crap and I was so disappointed.

For supposed master force manipulators, Yoda and Palpatine both look like they would get taken out by a half decent special ops team.
Where can I neg this Kunt...
 

Yeah yeah, force crap. Emporers guards are nameless, faceless beings whose only purpose is to get beaten/die.

Yoda vs Dooku, their light sabres grazed each other about 5 times in the whole fight. Just a lot of jumping/spinning.

How does Palapatine, moving like cold molasses manage to take out two master swordsman? Then hold of Sam Jackson. Then equal Yoda for fighting skills? Nah, it was all a load of crap and I was so disappointed.

For supposed master force manipulators, Yoda and Palpatine both look like they would get taken out by a half decent special ops team.

It was like two old men fighting in the park!
 
Wot!, for a little fella he shows much agility, and he takes out 2, yes 2, Emperor guards with a fart.

Seriously, Baine or Batman would have it on their toes from the off, FFS.
Where can I neg this Kunt...

You want to see a properly awesome image of what that should have been....watch Star Wars: The Clone Wars (not the CGI animated one, the regular animation version that came years before)
 
Yoda was one of the biggest disappointments for me. All the hype, and such a let down.

Also, please feel free to neg me, however don't circumvent the filters we have in place. They are there for a reason.
Big let down my arse, he bossed it in George's remakes.

He lifted a X-wing out of a swamp without touching it FFS, Yet you douBt his prowess as a Jedi, more fool you is what I say.
 

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