Standards

[deandixie]

During my time on GOT I have noticed in the various "Bird" threads that some of you have incredibly high standards. I can appreciate you are trying to impress your peers but it's time to come clean.

If she isn't de-figured, is clean (in regards to appearance & sexual health), isn't morbidly obese and has a full set of teeth you would rattle her cage for her.

Time to be honest lads!

 

[Rugby Toffee]

As long as breathing is evident...I ain't fussed

 

[Goat]

As long a breathing is evident...I ain't fussed

This.

As long as its female and below the age of 60, I would.

 

[orly]

Literally not arsed.

Fit, moderate, not fit - in the good old days, would just plough on regardless.

 

[riddick]

As long a breathing is evident...I ain't fussed

oh look at the picky one! 'breathing' being a prerequisite, pffft. what next, human being a necessity?

 

[SerenityNigh]

If she is, you would

Simplified the argument for you

 

[ijjysmith]

I have alarmingly high standards.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

As long a breathing is evident...I ain't fussed

He pimped his wife on here once.

As far as I'm aware there were no takers, this could be an indication of where his plimsoll line is tbh.

All requests of photo's were ignored so I suspect that if anyone had taken him up on his 'generous' offer then a piece of wany lap fencing with a knot pushed out may have been involved in any liason.


Hold on though, do i remember him referring to her as ex-wife recently ? in which case there must be a hidden folder in his docs that he may wish to accidently attach to some kind of message or add to the UML jacuzzi thread ?

 

[Rugby Toffee]

oh look at the picky one! 'breathing' being a prerequisite, pffft. what next, human being a necessity?

ble

Obviously Goats are acceptable

 

[Rugby Toffee]

He pimped his wife on here once.

As far as I'm aware there were no takers, this could be an indication of where his plimsoll line is tbh.

All requests of photo's were ignored so I suspect that if anyone had taken him up on his 'generous' offer then a piece of wany lap fencing with a knot pushed out may have been involved in any liason.


Hold on though, do i remember him referring to her as ex-wife recently ? in which case there must be a hidden folder in his docs that he may wish to accidently attach to some kind of message or add to the UML jacuzzi thread ?

Wasn't that my daughter and her cheerleading , but yes the ex-wife could be hired, and the current MRS R.T could be available for a fee

 

[Baines' left foot]

I have alarmingly high standards.

Same. Hence lack of action.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Wasn't that my daughter and her cheerleading , but yes the ex-wife could be hired, and the current MRS R.T could be available for a fee

Oh yeah it was, well the ex wld do tbh if it's a freebie.

Just be sure to send it to Bry as well, it's about the closest either of us are gonna get to a tryst.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I prefer not to think of it as a lowering of standards btw, more a shifting of the demographic.

 

[ijjysmith]

Same. Hence lack of action.

Nothing wrong with it though mate.

Means when it happens it's worth it.

I was the same when I was a singleton. Wouldn't smash for the sake of smashing.

 

[Azzurri]

I have standards which are a lot higher than they should be.

Don't know who I think I am to be honest.