Sports personality of the year

[Bruce Wayne]

On a mildly related note, I went to Wembley yesterday for the Race of Champions. 'Tis a belting stadium.

 

[Whitebootman]

I'll give you both a bike race for her

You're on, around Wembley. You bring your bike and I'll use my car, if you win first time it'll be best of three.

Don't tell my beloved though

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Don't tell my beloved though

Ah, a chink in the armour.

 

[Whitebootman]

Ah, a chink in the armour.

You cunning linguist

 

[Bruce Wayne]

That is the profession on my cv.

Bruce Wayne
Cunnilinguist

 

[Whitebootman]

It's not my CV I'd be showing her.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Is that a pump in your shorts....

 

[Whitebootman]

Is that a pump in your shorts....

I'll open a window

 

[Whitebootman]

Sorry, you meant cycle related. Don't be looking, you'll get Chico interested.