Song For Calvert-Lewin

[Eggs]

Seems plenty of chat about the need for a Calvert-Lewin song so perhaps this deserves its own thread for a concentrated effort. I’m sure a free GOT mug will be donated to any poster who’s suggestion is sung by the Gwladys St choir.

There are some budding Tim Rice types on here & I’m certainly not one of them, in fact it’d take plenty of rum and Guinness to get me singing any footy songs but I’ll have a go.

I suggest a well known tune comes first followed by words that fit;




‘How many can jump higher than the Hole Punch Stand
Who is the Toffees No9
The answer my friend is Dominic Calvert Lewin, the answer is Dominic Calvert Lewin’

Can’t believe I’m starting this thread but give the lad a song.

 

[dublinbluenose]

"He wears women clothes
But he scores loads of goals
DCL, DCL"

 

[Toast]

 

[AdamEFC]

He’s already on his second song

 

[zukai12_]

That song that goes " down down da down da da down"

But say Dom instead

 

[Dixie1sixty]

Don't you want me baby...

DOMINIC CALVERT LEWIN...

CALVERT LEWIN WOOOAAAHHHH

 

[Tim's tourettes]

He can score from a 1 on 1,
His back up is Salomon Ron-don.
DCL
DCL

 

[The binman chronicles]

To the tune of a famous old TV show...

DCL, DCL,
flying through the air
DCL, DCL,
with his long brown hair
Feared by the reds, loved by the blues
DCL. DCL. DCL.

 

[tommye]

Purple patch, purple patch
Purple patch, purple patch
Purple patch, purple patch
I only wanted to see you
slotting in your purple patch

 

[JLW]

Pffft If he never had a stupid awkward name he would have one.

 

[Mosh Pit]

Excellent, about time this got some attention.

Every player craves the adoration of the fans.

Our No 9 deserves one.

 

[Carlito]

Wishing Well (Free)

You have always been a good number nine,
A player we wouldn't sell,
And the only time we're not satisfied,
Is with your feet, when you don't finish well...

 

[Eggs]

Wishing Well (Free)

You have always been a good number nine,
A player we wouldn't sell,
And the only time we're not satisfied,
Is with your feet, when you don't finish well...

….i doubt that will qualify for a mug.

 

[composter]

Give us a D………

 

[Carlito]

….i doubt that will qualify for a mug.

I think we both know it's going to end up being:

One Calvert-Lewin,
There's only one Calvert-Lewin...