The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Don't know, but I'd like to snap a pole over his head so he can awake from his coma and make a bloody decision one way or t'other.
Hello mate.Get rid! He can't do two simple things at the same time ie keep the ball at his feet in front of him and look for the right pass, it's always under his feet and then nicked in 2 seconds.
And while we're at it, I can see why EFC rate Lukaku at £100m... he wears a £50m diamond encrusted boot on each foot and when he receives a pass no-one's got a sodding clue in which direction the balls gonna fly off the very shiny pointy bit.
Get rid! He can't do two simple things at the same time ie keep the ball at his feet in front of him and look for the right pass, it's always under his feet and then nicked in 2 seconds.
And while we're at it, I can see why EFC rate Lukaku at £100m... he wears a £50m diamond encrusted boot on each foot and when he receives a pass no-one's got a sodding clue in which direction the balls gonna fly off the very shiny pointy bit.
Thanks Chris but as an Evertonian of 50 odd years, having hitchhiked all over the country back in the seventies sometimes in the boot of a Hillman Hunter to watch my beloved blues I'm done with hugs, I just want some positive action and players who have natural ability and want to play for the grand old team we love.You seem upset, do you want to hug it out
Thanks Chris but as an Evertonian of 50 odd years, having hitchhiked all over the country back in the seventies sometimes in the boot of a Hillman Hunter to watch my beloved blues I'm done with hugs, I just want some positive action and players who have natural ability and want to play for the grand old team we love.
ThisBetter quality in - sell.
Same or worse in - keep.
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