Mr Happy
Player Valuation: £35m
Dunno, but if you hum it he'll probably pick it up in due course
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I'll be getting off 5 mins before the final whistle just to be certain.
Brigadier2
Player Valuation: £750k
Get him off he's finished.
It'll be a case of I Feel Fine or looking to the final game and thinking Don't Let Me Down.
Oh my god is that what Operation Goodison Exercise has meant all along?
Always been an Evertonian Paul .....
Greatest Living Evertonian... after Lecky Legs.
"Fans on The Run"!
Like so many of our big signings, McCartney's best work was Yesterday.
Greatest composer of songs with Lennon for hundreds of years .... & individually .... for a long time played every instrument in the Beatles - that was the joke when Lennon was asked was Ringo the best drummer in the world - laughing he quipped he is not even the best drummer in the Beatles - Paul had just played the drums on Back in the USSR as Ringo had not showed up .... hence they dubbed his singing on that song as he was upset ....
Won't be able to afford this now 
We'll have to ask Atomic Kitten instead.
We'll have to ask Atomic Kitten instead.
A follow up club statement
- At the last home game of the season, Sir Paul McCartney will now be replaced by a karaoke 'tribute act'
- At the last home game of the season, Sir Paul McCartney will now be replaced by a karaoke 'tribute act'
V for Vellios
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Can he HELP us with a few billion?
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